Sven calls his good friend Ole "Ole you gotta come down and see my new huntin rifle, it's got vun of the most powerful scopes you can buy".
"I'll be right down" says Ole. Sven says "Come on up to my den and I'll show you".
Ole is so excited to see Sven's new rifle he runs the 1/4 mile down the road to Sven's farm and right up the stairs.
"Ole this here scope is so powerful I bet I can see all the way to your house".
Sven opens the window and sticks the gun in the direction of Ole's house and looks through the scope.
"Ole not only can I she your house but I can see right into your bedroom window". "And Ole I can see your wife Lena and the milkman naked on the bed".
"Gosh darn it Sven then I want you to shot the milkman in the balls and Lena in the head". says Ole.
"Well Ole" Sven says "I think I can get them both with vun shot then".
