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Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« on: October 05, 2006, 07:48:25 PM »
Don't drink anything at all while you listen to this unless you need your nose cleaned out ;D

http://www.world-playground.com/Bob_and_Tom_-_Telemarketer.mp3

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Re: Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2006, 07:58:48 PM »
ahahahahahaha!  I love the part about the "cute mexican midget, with a little sombrero!"
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Re: Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2006, 08:23:40 PM »
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D......O' MY GOD.....THAT ROCKS...... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2006, 06:44:56 AM »
I had to wipe the tears from my eyes. Very funny.  :)

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Re: Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2006, 06:57:14 AM »
Thanks, Seaweb. What a hoot! :D
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Re: Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2006, 08:45:14 AM »
 ; ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2006, 09:05:22 AM »
I need to try that one day.

I just tell them there is someone at the door leave the horn on hold. The real persistent ones keep on the line for up to 10 minutes.

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Re: Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2006, 09:22:26 AM »
 :D :D :D posting this was a true public service...  :D :D :D
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Re: Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2006, 10:44:15 AM »
Oh to have the wit to come up with something like that when those telmarketers call, invariably ay dinnertime!

The best lamearsed thing I end up saying is to ask them if they would like it if I called them during their meal treak.
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Re: Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2006, 11:02:16 AM »
He's got a whole cd of them. My favorite was where he told the girl that he was trying to give a sperm sample. He was asking about her clothes and telling her to talk slower. She started getting into it! Then she said she couldn't talk anymore on the work phone, and she'd call him back on another line. He claims she called back but he didn't answer it.  ;)
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Re: Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2006, 02:23:04 PM »
i have to do that one time that was great
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Re: Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2006, 02:37:29 PM »
My favorite one was the call to the crime scene investigation.

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Re: Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2006, 03:33:14 PM »
My favorite one was the call to the crime scene investigation.

Uh....isn't the link above "a crime scene investigation".


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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2006, 05:14:28 PM »
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Re: Telemarketers Worst Nightmare
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2006, 07:34:48 PM »
My favorite one was the call to the crime scene investigation.

Uh....isn't the link above "a crime scene investigation".



Why, yes it was :) It's my favorite one ;D