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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2006, 02:51:25 PM »
Quote from: fishtoft on May 31, 2006, 02:01:48 PM
Don't want to get into the Vege/marmite thing again, so in the interest of Anglo/australian relations lets just agree that Marmite is the far superior product, ok!

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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2006, 06:35:13 PM »
Quote from: fishtoft on May 31, 2006, 02:01:48 PM
Don't want to get into the Vege/marmite thing again, so in the interest of Anglo/australian relations lets just agree that Marmite is the far superior product, ok!

Couldn't agree more. [inserts s*** stirring smiley]
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« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2006, 07:33:41 PM »
The problem that we are facing all over the world at the moment is immigrants who want a "slice of the good life" coming to our country(s) but not leaving their own horrible cultures at the door.

Recent examples of course, is the "home grown" terrorism caused by Muslim radicals moving from the middle east to countries like the US, Canada, and Spain, enjoying the relaxed, safe and prosperous lifestyle that we afford our citizens, breeding prodigiously,and then paying us back with acts of terrorism.

Here in Oz, we have a similar problem with the poor refugees from our third world neighbour, New Zealand. Not only do we have to protect our livestock from packs of "Kiwi" males roaming the countryside raping our sheep with no regard for the law, or even just plain old common decency, but we have to suffer the sight and stench of "Marmite" in our supermarkets, due to Australia's overly-generous fair trading laws.

It is of some small compensation at least that this vile "product" is kept well away from the general public in the weed-killer section. Send 'em home, I reckon, "Love Oz, love Vegemite"! Cheers, Terry. (Grand Wizard of the Mill Park Klaven of the DFK) ;D
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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2006, 09:17:05 PM »
Three Words for you

Dulce De Leche.......


(stupid gingo's)

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« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2006, 11:06:00 PM »
Quote from: kghost on June 07, 2006, 09:17:05 PM
Three Words for you
Dulce De Leche.......
(stupid gingo's)
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

WTFT?  ???
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« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2006, 12:33:49 AM »
Terry,

what does DFK represent ??
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« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2006, 05:29:10 AM »
Quote from: 750goes on June 08, 2006, 12:33:49 AM
Terry,

what does DFK represent ??

Dumb F*Ck Klan!  ;D
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #32 on: June 09, 2006, 08:43:41 PM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on May 23, 2006, 04:58:47 PM
Quote from: 750goes on May 23, 2006, 03:28:41 PM
Will that purchase be cash or charge Sir..
We can also throw in our Prime Minister at no extra charge... free shipment ;D ;D

If we can pull his head outta George Bush's ass long enough, ha ha! ;D

Pull it out? Damn, two dummies for one price. Our very own buy one get one free crash test dummy sale.  ;D

As for the monkey crap or angel crap,?? I dont care as long as I have EASY CHEESE  ;D
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« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2006, 10:17:57 AM »
what the hell are Vegimite and marmite anyway, ai've heard a lot of arguments on here but not gottn what it is...


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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2006, 10:33:38 AM »
Quote from: Rsnip988 on November 02, 2006, 10:17:57 AM
what the hell are Vegimite and marmite anyway, ai've heard a lot of arguments on here but not gottn what it is...
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Stuff to spread on your toast. To some they taste like the scrapings from the inside of a pigs rectum. To others they are the nectar of the gods.
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« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2006, 01:11:51 PM »
And which of us would be knowing how the 'scrapings from the inside of a pigs rectum' would taste? 
Or is that another delicacy from Oz?  Somehow 'Ass on Toast' is less than appetizing.

And what the he!! is Easy Cheese (is that like Cheeze Whiz from Kraft) ?.

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« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2006, 01:56:00 PM »
Quote from: crash on November 03, 2006, 01:11:51 PM
And which of us would be knowing how the 'scrapings from the inside of a pigs rectum' would taste? 

Anyone who's eaten Marmite! ;D
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« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2006, 03:59:55 PM »
I've eaten Haggis, closest thing to pig's rectum.  And I liked it, I actually liked it :-[

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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2006, 10:28:18 PM »
Easy Cheese is like cheese whiz only in a pressurized can that squirts it ou, and it tastes better than cheese whiz in my opinion


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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #39 on: November 07, 2006, 08:31:57 AM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on November 04, 2006, 01:56:00 PM
Quote from: crash on November 03, 2006, 01:11:51 PM
And which of us would be knowing how the 'scrapings from the inside of a pigs rectum' would taste? 
Anyone who's eaten Marmite! ;D

Touche, Terry.

I had a real craving for some Marmite on the weekend and just had to go out and get some. Flashbacks to Marmite soldiers being dunked into a soft boiled egg......every English kids (of the '50s and '60s) breakfast staple.
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« Reply #40 on: November 07, 2006, 12:04:46 PM »
There's nothing wrong with that Nick, I like a couple of eggs "over easy" on toast with real butter and Vegemite, man I wish I wasn't on a diet right now! ;D
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« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2006, 10:03:58 AM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on June 07, 2006, 07:33:41 PM
The problem that we are facing all over the world at the moment is immigrants who want a "slice of the good life" coming to our country(s) but not leaving their own horrible cultures at the door.

I'm puzzled I thought you were Australian?  :-\
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« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2006, 08:49:49 PM »
Quote from: ieism on November 09, 2006, 10:03:58 AM
Quote from: Terry in Australia on June 07, 2006, 07:33:41 PM
The problem that we are facing all over the world at the moment is immigrants who want a "slice of the good life" coming to our country(s) but not leaving their own horrible cultures at the door.

I'm puzzled I thought you were Australian?  :-\

That's right mate, I am. Why are you puzzled?  :-\
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2006, 09:53:26 PM »
Does australia have an immigration problem, other than the NZ people?


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« Reply #44 on: November 09, 2006, 09:58:16 PM »
Quote from: Rsnip988 on November 09, 2006, 09:53:26 PM
Does australia have an immigration problem, other than the NZ people?


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I'm sorry Richard, I must be tired, what do you mean mate?  :-\
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #45 on: November 09, 2006, 10:11:14 PM »
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"Quote from: Terry in Australia on June 07, 2006, 10:33:41 PM
The problem that we are facing all over the world at the moment is immigrants who want a "slice of the good life" coming to our country(s) but not leaving their own horrible cultures at the door.

I'm puzzled I thought you were Australian? 


That's right mate, I am. Why are you puzzled?  "

and i was saying that I didnt know that Australia had an immigration problem other than the new zealanders trying to get in, (or maybe you let them in I dont know)  I was just asking mate


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« Reply #46 on: November 09, 2006, 10:24:44 PM »
Ok Richard, well we used to let anyone in, trouble was we've now got some of the worlds most undesirables living here and preaching hate against Australia and the US, (can you guess who I'm talking about?) so our government is actually cracking down on these #$%*s wiping their asses on our flag and pissing on our culture, and are actually sending some of them home!

And why not? Since the Gulf War II, thousands of their countrymen have been turned into ash by our wonderful coalition forces, (not to mention their "brothers" from neighboring countries) so there's plenty of room for them back home! And now that poor ol' Saddam looks like he'll be riding a rope to oblivion shortly, (I could never understand why he didn't bugger off to Switzerland?) all the refugees from his terrible regime have no need to stay here either, so they can piss off too!

New Zealanders? Nah, they're ok, they're crap at most sports, shag sheep and talk funny, but we like 'em, and it won't be long before we annex NZ anyway, then I might apply for the job of military governer! Cheers, Terry. ;D 
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #47 on: November 19, 2006, 11:31:51 AM »
Sweet, maybe then I can come and visit the "military govorner" and get an oil cooler


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« Reply #48 on: November 20, 2006, 04:07:28 AM »
Quote from: Rsnip988 on November 19, 2006, 11:31:51 AM
Sweet, maybe then I can come and visit the "military govorner" and get an oil cooler


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Yeah mate, we'll organise some kinda package deal, you know, airfare, accommodation, meals, hire car and an oil cooler, ha ha! ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #49 on: November 20, 2006, 11:30:59 PM »
Woohoo i wonder if i can smuggle a kangaroo out of the country

then again it may wake up in the suitcase and hurt me, I'd better re-think that strategy

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