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Offline Terry in Australia

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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #50 on: November 21, 2006, 12:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Rsnip988 on November 20, 2006, 11:30:59 PM
Woohoo i wonder if i can smuggle a kangaroo out of the country

then again it may wake up in the suitcase and hurt me, I'd better re-think that strategy

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You want a 'Roo mate? Geez, i'll just walk outta my office and grab one of the big buggers for you, I'm tripping over 'em here!  ;D
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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #51 on: November 21, 2006, 01:36:15 PM »
Quote from: Rsnip988 on November 20, 2006, 11:30:59 PM
Woohoo i wonder if i can smuggle a kangaroo out of the country

then again it may wake up in the suitcase and hurt me, I'd better re-think that strategy

RKS

You may want to think twicw about keeping a Roo as a pet. They are tougher than they look. They will punch or kick the taste out of your mouth if you pizz them off.
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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #52 on: November 21, 2006, 01:52:12 PM »
But it would be fun to trick your cat, Sylvester, into thinking that it's a giant mouse!  ;D
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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #53 on: November 22, 2006, 12:08:28 AM »
can i get a midget kangaroo?

I can get the guys in the DNA lab to see if they can work something out


hmmmm... a potbellied elephant what a genuis idea, an elephant the size of a pig would make a great pet


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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #54 on: November 22, 2006, 01:13:26 AM »
Quote from: Rsnip988 on November 22, 2006, 12:08:28 AM
can i get a midget kangaroo?
RKS

Yeah mate, we got them too, they're called Wallabies, they're about half the size of 'Roo's, and tasty too! ;D
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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #55 on: November 22, 2006, 07:40:14 AM »
are  they as mean?
can ik have one shipped with the oil cooler when i order one?


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Offline Terry in Australia

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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #56 on: November 22, 2006, 10:55:13 PM »
Quote from: Rsnip988 on November 22, 2006, 07:40:14 AM
are  they as mean?
can ik have one shipped with the oil cooler when i order one?


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Nah, they're pretty timid, so are 'Roo's until you corner them, and just like us, they'll try to fight their way outta a bad situation. You'd need all sorts of permits to ship one though, so I don't like your chances.  ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #57 on: November 23, 2006, 12:41:03 AM »
HMMM You can ship me a dead one to eat though  ;)

I can do without wild animals, i'll just get a dog, cheaper to feed I'm sure


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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #58 on: November 23, 2006, 02:08:07 AM »
Quote from: Rsnip988 on November 23, 2006, 12:41:03 AM
HMMM You can ship me a dead one to eat though  ;)

I can do without wild animals, i'll just get a dog, cheaper to feed I'm sure


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I still have to send Derek (seawebII) a 'Roo skull, the guy at the PO says it might be ok to send, I asked one of my guys who has a farm to get me a skull, but so far, no dice.

I see several dead roos per week on the side of the highway, (they're not real smart........) but I haven't brought myself to lop a head off and put it in a bag, I'm not even sure if it's legal........  :-\
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Austraillian immigration policy
« Reply #59 on: November 23, 2006, 02:11:17 AM »
hmmmmm

should be legal to "clean up the highway" by skinning and de-skullig a 'roo


i dont see any possible crimes there,   hunting out of season with a vehicle of mass destruction?   hmmmmmm  i think not lets ask Prez Bush to send inspectors to investigate...


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