A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead love life.
She putsthem on under a short skirt and sits on the lounge opposite her hubby.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs enough times till her husband says. " Are you wearing crotchless knickers?"
"YES" she answers with a seductive smile!
Husband says "Thank god for that, I thought the stuffing was coming out of the lounge suite.
