I contacted the seller and he said that he's been selling those for years with only one other person (with a 350f) who let him know he had a problem. I bought them back in September but he still issued a full refund without me having to send them back, so good on him. I think that the sloppy metal joints where they were brazed together caused some uneven interference.
Anyhow, I should have Honda gaskets coming in this afternoon, so countdown to first start-up has commenced... T-minus 10 hours!