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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2012, 05:03:11 PM »
You know me man, huffing Elmers glue and eating too many raisins. WOW. now that is a night out.

To the Lay Man- "That motorcycle looks silly with training wheels" or "Just get a sidecar and pretend that you have a set of balls" Either way that bike is for fat chicks with Gunty fronts and turkey necks with big puffy nipples.
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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2012, 11:19:06 PM »
Don't be worried about Joe Bobby, he's not trying to be offensive, he's just being silly, he's really quite a compassionate guy, he just has an unnatural fear of the morbidly obese having the technology to be able to chase and catch him, and sit on him with their massive sweaty gunts squashing into his face............. ;D
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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2012, 07:19:40 AM »
Yeah Bobby, I was in a moment.

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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2012, 08:11:19 AM »
You know me man, huffing Elmers glue and eating too many raisins. WOW. now that is a night out.

To the Lay Man- "That motorcycle looks silly with training wheels" or "Just get a sidecar and pretend that you have a set of balls" Either way that bike is for fat chicks with Gunty fronts and turkey necks with big puffy nipples.

I like big puffy nipples!
I don't have a motorcycle, sold it ('85 Yamaha Venture Royale).  Haven't had a CB750 for over 40 years.

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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2012, 09:11:10 AM »
Yeah Bobby, I was in a moment.
No sweat, I was in a moment too.  When you get older at some point if you cn still get it up, all you will be able to get is gunts, and be glad you can get that. ;D ;D ;D ;D

For the guy who likes puffy nipples try whatboyswant.com. Don't ask how I know that. ;D
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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2012, 09:32:47 AM »
I have an idea why you know that.  :)
I don't have a motorcycle, sold it ('85 Yamaha Venture Royale).  Haven't had a CB750 for over 40 years.

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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2012, 09:41:22 AM »
Fat people are harder to kidnap.

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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2012, 09:43:22 AM »
How about that Tebow huh. Go Pats! Just messing with you. I dont give an #$%*e.
Puffy nips, fat chicks and training wheels. There you go Schmangy. There you go.

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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2012, 09:55:22 AM »


Schmangy likes his fat gunty chicks with turkey necks and puffy nip's tangy...
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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2012, 11:59:45 AM »
if they looked more like high tech drag bars it would help
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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2012, 12:21:01 PM »


Schmangy likes his fat gunty chicks with turkey necks and puffy nip's tangy...if they I looked more like  at high tech drag bars it would help

I fixed that for ya. Nothing wrong with a tranny here and there. Especially if they have a nice rack.

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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2012, 12:39:22 PM »
Really?
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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2012, 01:14:34 PM »



Your Message Here!
You can still call me 'Schmitty'

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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2012, 02:04:08 PM »
Just a clever ruse. Best frigging thread ever. Been laughing since the first post.

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Re: Is it just me, or does this seem ridiculous?
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2012, 07:37:54 PM »
How about that Tebow huh. Go Pats!

Tblow is gay, doesnt want to bang! Go Pats!
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