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Offline roy1

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Adam & Eve
« on: January 12, 2012, 07:06:26 PM »
God made man......and man became lonely.......So God told man "If you will give me your heart and soul and be in church every Wed night and every Sunday morning for the rest of your life I'll make you a mate called woman.

She will love you, cook for you, make you a home, have your children, adore you, jump at your every bidding, and she will make marvelous love to you every night for the rest of your life.

Man thought this over.......and asked God "What can I get for just one rib?"

The rest is history...




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