Old man in a nursing home was laying in his bed when his nurse came in to see how he was, she asked Hi Tom how is your day? Tom replied, not so good my willy died this morning. Knowing he wasn't all there she took it in stride and left.
The next morning the nurse walks in to the nursing home and she see's Tom walking down the hall with his willy out and runs up to him and says, Tom you can't be walking around like that, put that thing back into your robe.
Toms says I can't!! Today's the viewing!!!!
