Wow, this reminds me of a funny FedEx story...
A few months ago I was working on my bike out in front of my house, crouched on the edge of the street about 30 feet away from my front porch. A FedEx truck pulled up and stopped right in front of me. The driver jumped out with a package (it was for me), jogged halfway up my sidewalk, stopped and THREW the package the remaining 15 FEET to the front porch. He then jogged back to the truck and pulled away, not acknowledging me at all. I must have sat there for five minutes in complete disbelief. Now, maybe he was having a bad day or something, but the scary thing was that he looked like he was just merrily doing his job. When I called to lodge a complaint they said that they'd have to "look into it" since I didn't get his plate number. Thank goodness for packing peanuts (and the relative toughness of motorcycle parts)!
-Ian "I'll use UPS" Smith