Our little pup, is spending a night in hospital after being clipped by a car today. He got out of it lightly, no broken bones, just a lot of bruising and a good size gash on his left side, luckily it's not deep
. They are going to put him under anaesthetic in the morning to sew him up and while he is under the little bastard is losing his balls... that'll teach him for wandering. He'll definitely be feeling sore and sorry for himself tomorrow.
Sorry to hear bout the pup Andrew. He'll be right as rain before you know it. Him having the snip reminded me of the story 'bout the 3 labs at the vets but.
Three Labrador retrievers, chocolate, yellow, and black, are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The black lab turns to the chocolate and says, "So why are you here?" The chocolate lab replies, "I'm a pi$$er. I pi$$ on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pi$$ed in the middle of my owner's bed." The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Gonna take my balls off," came the reply from the chocolate lab. "It works for everything."
The black lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?" The yellow lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like he's taking my balls off as well." the dejected yellow lab said.
Then the yellow lab turns to the black lab and asks what he's at the vet's office for. I'm a humper," the black lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants,whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my mistress had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself I hopped on her back and started humping away."
The yellow and chocolate labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So, balls for you too, huh?" The black lab says, "No, I'm just here to get my nails clipped."
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