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Offline roy1

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Buffalo Theroy
« on: February 02, 2012, 10:35:40 AM »
Always like to be reminded of this Theory although this Theory has been around the net before.


" Buffalo Theory"

 
A herd of buffalo can only  move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
 hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
 are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as
 a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole
 group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
 members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.


 Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know,
 kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
 weakest brain cells first.. In this way, regular consumption
 of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
 a faster and more efficient machine!

That's why you always  feel smarter after a few beers."




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