I know its a bit far fetched, and involves quite a bit of trust. But seeing how tough it is to rent a motorcycle for anything approaching reasonable rates that I would ever want to ride,... I figured its worth a try.
It would only be for a day or two, enough to get out of town a little and enjoy the land.
It need not even be your trusted SOHC, something fun and interesting preferably a bit older that will get me there and back.
I know its easy to just say these things, but I take trust/honor very seriously and would not hesitate to max out a credit card to repay you in full should anything happen.