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Offline roy1

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Five Cannibals
« on: February 23, 2012, 09:31:51 AM »
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company.

During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our
team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria
for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other
employees." The cannibals promised to be good.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very
hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our
janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"

The cannibals all shake their heads no.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others,
"Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies,
"You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors
and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and
eat the janitor.
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Offline Bob Wessner

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Re: Five Cannibals
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 10:03:45 AM »
 ;D
We'll all be someone else's PO some day.

Offline 1BadCB750

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Re: Five Cannibals
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 12:55:10 PM »
LOL!