A cop takes his position to watch closing time drunks in the parking lot at the local watering hole. This guy comes out of the bar, stumbling drops his keys; He shuffles and recovers his keys. Stumbles over to his bike stops turns around as his buddies come out of the bar. They all get on their bikes and start out, he yells “I love you man!” as he sways and they drive out. He goes to put his leg over his bike and misses. On the second try he makes it. The parking lot clears of bikes as he starts his bike, turns off his bike, looks at the night sky, starts his bike again and lurches forward and dies. At this point the cop decides this guy is obviously drunk. He pulls up and turns on his lights. The officer gives him a breath test. He passes; the officer says "There must be something wrong?" He tests him again, and he passes again. The officer says “I’ll have to take you in because there must be something wrong with the breathalyzer.” The biker tells him “nope, nothing wrong with the tester”, “I am the designated decoy”
