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Offline roy1

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Taxi driver
« on: March 14, 2012, 11:07:27 AM »
A Muslim got into a taxicab…with a driver who was a Christian.
 
The Muslim asked the Taxi-Driver to turn off the radio…
 
He explained that he must not hear music, as decreed by his religion, for in the time of the Prophet, there was no Music ... no Radio…

So the Christian Taxi Driver politely… turned off the radio, stopped the cab, leaned over and opened the back door.

The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?"

The Taxi-Driver replied: "In the time of the Prophet there were no Taxis, so get out my car and wait for a Camel!!!"
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Re: Taxi driver
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2012, 01:55:32 PM »
That explains a lot. The only things they had in the time of muhammad were camels, rocks, and jihad.
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