Found this on the UK VFR site...
Here are some pointers for you ladies.
1. If you think you are fat, you are. Don't ask us just get your arse down a gym.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If its up, put the bloody thing down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes unneccesary arguements when we dare to comment on it.
4.Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Saturday = Sport, let it be.
6. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
7.Ask for what you want directly, hints don't work.
8.Lets face it peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We are bound to miss sometimes.
9. Most blokes own 2 to 3 pairs of shoes. So what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair out of 30, would look good with a particular outfit you're wearing.
10. Yes, no and Mmmmm are perfectly acceptable replies.
11. Its not the dress that makes you look fat. Its all the bloody chocolate you eat.
12. If something we said could be interpreted two ways and one of these ways makes you sad and angry. We meant the other one.
13. Let us ogle and leer at other women. If we don't, how can we rate how pretty you are.
14. If you want some dessert aftera meal, have some. You don't have to finish it. Don't say I couldn't/shouldn't/ don't want any and then go on to eat half of our dessert.
15. Dieting doesn't work without excercise.
16. Do not question our sense of direction.
17.Check your oil, it is an essential part of car maintenance.
18. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in a subsequent arguement.
