nice thread title - hahaha.
while i dare not laugh at this man's condition for fear that i invite some bad karma and something bad happens to my junk, i do think that his lawsuit is unjustified. it's one of those things that can happen. bad luck, not bad design.
a guy i was friends with as kids was really into BMX dirt bike racing/trick riding, and in his early 20s some pelvic artery ended up getting damaged and he spent about $40K on surgeries (on top of what his health insurance covered) to get the use of his manhood back. took about 3 years, and he was seriously depressed the whole time.
but he didn't sue whoever made his bike and seat.