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Offline Terry in Australia

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Lost wife
« on: May 30, 2006, 10:06:53 PM »
Two guys are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they collide.

The first guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking  for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".

The second guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.  I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

The first guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like"?

The second guy says,
"Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,blue eyes, big breasts, great legs  and is wearing short shorts and a tank top.

What does your wife look like"?

The first guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's go  look for yours."
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Offline mrbreeze

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Re: Lost wife
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2006, 10:20:26 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D..........Good answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Lost wife
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2006, 04:03:00 AM »
What a bunch of pigs!  Wheres the pics? 



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Re: Lost wife
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2006, 05:13:46 AM »
NICE
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Re: Lost wife
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2006, 06:00:19 AM »
Ok, now why were you looking for my wife? ;D
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