I've got no idea what all that Lien stuff is about, but I work with civil servants and they're all Lie-n sacks of schidt, so I know your pain.......
20-odd years ago, I went out to a guys farm with a couple of friends. One of my friends was told that this farmer was giving away a Ford "Single Spinner" ute. (pick up truck) The farmer had bought it new in the 1950's, but had cipped 2nd gear, so parked it.
The original paint was still good under the 40 years of dirt and dust, it was solid, with no rust-throughs. It still had the original books in the glovebox. All the badges were there, the little V8 looked great, the oil was clean, and even the upholstery was good! My mate said "yep, I'll take it!" But the farmer said, "no, I'm gonna cut the back off it to make a trailer, I just wanted to know if you wanted the rest of it?"
We were all flabbergasted. My mate said, "don't cut it up, if you want a trailer, I'll go buy you a new one!" But the farmer was adament, and a few weeks later we saw him towing his newly built trailer (which looked like schidt) with a few bales of hay in it. What a dick............