My focus on poetry has been French ish so far, the last seemed a bit British, still equally amusing.
I once met a lady from Massachusettes who shared their version with me ., also equally
amusing
It was a long time ago, so I'll try to recite it from memory.
There once was a man from Nantucket ,
, hmmmm, may have something to do with a bucket,
it was ages ago,
I'm not sure how it should go,
Just can't remember So fck it.
Perhaps there is another scholar available that can recall this version.