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Offline Terry in Australia

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Guys, I need your help, I think this is serious
« on: May 22, 2012, 11:53:59 PM »
I really need advice on a serious problem

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with "the girls" a lot.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the bikes.

When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the K1 that I noticed a hairline crack in the front caliper mounting bracket.

Here is my problem: Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
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Re: Guys, I need your help, I think this is serious
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2012, 12:05:07 AM »
Bahahahahahahahaha.  :o  I would fix the "other" crack first.... ;D
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Re: Guys, I need your help, I think this is serious
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2012, 12:48:39 AM »
 ;D an oldie but a goodie.
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Re: Guys, I need your help, I think this is serious
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2012, 04:48:27 AM »
Mate
I wouldn't worry about trying to weld the crack.
One of the old tricks of the trade is to drill a hole right at the top of the crack to stop it from spreading any further.
Well that's what belly buttons are for so I'm led to believe.  ;D
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