"I'd RATHER be doing gay-for-pay porn. Ha ha. Might straighten out the problems with my lumbar spine, to give it a good hammering from the inside surface, that's an angle that even the chiropracters didn't try, back when I was a young guy and having garden-variety back problems. Though, one time I was laying there under some heat lamps, getting a good greasy oily working over from the masseuse who prepped for the chiropracter, who was a real bone cruncher the likes of which so many others never lived up to the standards of let alone the quacks with the stupid spring loaded clicker flicker things #$%*ing rip off that they ALL are put together, maybe if they'd indicated that something would eventually happen that COULDN'T be "popped back in" as though one's back is a game of Jenga blocks ... ugh ... anyway, he said "I'm gonna go and get a vibrator now, and I'll be right back."
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