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Mother of God....
« on: May 28, 2012, 12:26:43 AM »
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2012, 01:38:51 AM »
wear your seatbelts kiddies..... :o
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2012, 03:06:37 AM »
No seatbelts and speeding. A deadly combination :o :(
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2012, 04:19:08 AM »
I think the real problem was driving in their pajamas.
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2012, 08:00:08 AM »
Quote from: dhall57 on May 28, 2012, 03:06:37 AM
No seatbelts, no helmets, and speeding street racing. A deadly combination :o :(


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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2012, 08:02:47 AM »
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2012, 08:03:09 AM »
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2012, 12:56:52 PM »
#$%*, them arabs know how to party!!!!!

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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2012, 04:13:35 PM »
high speed drifting, there are alot of vids on line of this type of stuff.

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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2012, 05:10:21 PM »
Quote from: cben750f0 on May 28, 2012, 04:13:35 PM
high speed drifting, there are alot of vids on line of this type of stuff.

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Do most of them end like this ??
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2012, 07:08:28 PM »
no, but a good proportion end up smashing in some form or another...
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2012, 08:23:52 PM »
Holy crap. Show this to anyone who won't wear their seatbelt.
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2012, 08:25:56 PM »
Reminds me of the old saying, pickin em up with sticks and spoons.
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2012, 12:16:29 AM »
with that smash i honestly don't think seat belts would have saved you anyway, they were hanging out the window for about 2 flips before getting sling shot out.

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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2012, 02:44:06 AM »
Quote from: Don R on May 28, 2012, 08:25:56 PM
Reminds me of the old saying, pickin em up with sticks and spoons.

Reminds me of the 'ol saying "Allah Akbar."
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2012, 03:24:30 PM »
wonder if they still get all their virgins?
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2012, 03:26:06 PM »
Has anyone determined if the virgins are male or female yet?
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2012, 07:55:35 PM »
They supposedly get the virgins if they are martyred for their religion...
But that would have to depend on their god Allah being the one true God.
I'm monotheistic and in my book, Allah isn't the one.

I'm thinking the whole virgin promise thing is a loose interpretation of a passage in yhe Koran the radicals like to embellish.
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2012, 05:24:59 AM »
Quote from: RAFster122S on May 29, 2012, 07:55:35 PM

I'm monotheistic

Sorry to hear that dude, some hospitals are having success treating that now days...









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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2012, 08:47:52 AM »
Quote from: RAFster122S on May 29, 2012, 07:55:35 PM

But that would have to depend on their god Allah being the one true God.
I'm monotheistic and in my book, Allah isn't the one.



Funny how so many think they are on the right path....and yet they are all wrong.  The FSM will smite them all with his noddly appendage.

Looking through some youtube videos this seems to be a Saudi spectator sport which often involves flying bodies and cars crashing into the crowds who don't have enough sense to stand a safe distance away.  If it were any other nation I would have some sympathy but with the Saudi's  I just don't care.  My bad I guess. :P
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Mother of God....
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2012, 08:52:14 AM »
Cthulhu will rule us all, so I just do what I want. :) :)
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2012, 09:35:23 AM »
I think the great chupacabra will suck the blood out of them all... including the great pumpkin.

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« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2012, 11:34:42 AM »
Quote from: DukieFrankenkit on May 30, 2012, 09:35:23 AM
I think the great chupacabra will suck the blood out of them all... including the great pumpkin.

Let's keep religion out of this! ;)
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2012, 08:31:54 PM »
Sorry, I started it with the virgin crack, er I mean remark
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Re: Mother of God....
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2012, 08:32:56 PM »
Well, what about them Bears?
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