Always seems to be that new shoes for her are a must while new tires are a luxury, eh?
I had a customer call up pricing parts once in a very low voice, and mid conversation he suddenly sez (I gotta go! The wife just came into the room!"
Poor git. You would not believe how many calls I have had from guys whose old lady took a hammer or some such to the bike. My missus refers to the bike as "the other woman" and is happy enought to leave me pottering about in the garage with my toys.