I went to a new grocery store this morning and there was a bit of confusion.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me”.
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was
referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future...
