It didn't hurt, but:
I was riding to work early one morning, pulled away from some lights and a seagull attacking some road kill was a little slow and got sucked into the front of the Gpz, stopped at the next set of lights with a car on the inside; I look down the front of the bike and can see a wing sticking out between the forks.
So, I reach over and grab the wing and pull, out comes the angriest seagull in the entire world, it has a good go at eating my arm so I do the only thing I can; I fling it over the hood of the car next to me onto the grass. It flaps about like most of it's bones are broken and makes a lot of noise.
I caught a fleeting glimpse of the look of complete horror on the lady drivers face before the lights changed and I took off.
Andy