Topic: Quotes from Churchill

[hondalav]

Mrs. Braddock: "You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk."
Winston Churchill: "'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober."

 

Lady Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your drink."
Winston: "Lady Astor, if you were my wife I'd drink it."

[roy1]

and Mrs. Braddock is still Obese . . .

Good one!

        

[LesterPiglet]

Reminds me of when bouncers threw me out of the pub and called me a dwarf or something. I replied "I can't do anything about being short but you could do something about being a fat b*stard".