Mrs. Braddock: "You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk."
Winston Churchill: "'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober."
Lady Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your drink."
Winston: "Lady Astor, if you were my wife I'd drink it."