Topic: Little Johny Strikes Again!

[Magpie]

HERE HE GOES AGAIN....

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and
I was fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no
way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his
offering.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

[Randawg77]

Ha ha  thats a good one, reminds me of one my old man told me when I was just a lil tike.     Lil  Johhnys friend  brought some ball bearings to school  and was having a great time  throwing them down the hall trying to get people to trip.    Finally  having enough, the teacher,  in a very stern tone  asks:  "Alright children,  who has steel balls?     Lil Johhny,  sensing his opportunity,   shouts out.....    ' I know!  I know!.......Superman!