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Offline roy1

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Tale or Tail of two patients
« on: July 13, 2012, 12:42:36 AM »
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require hip surgery.



The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week, and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then, pending the review boards decision on his age and remaining value to society.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet.


The SECOND is a Senior Citizen on Obama care.

In November, if Obama and his Czars get another term, we'll all have to find a good vet.
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Offline hondalav

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Re: Tale or Tail of two patients
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2012, 02:03:10 AM »
I'd like to know how the Senior Citizen would have been treated under George W. and how he will be treated if Romney takes control of the helm later this year!

Offline kirkn

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Re: Tale or Tail of two patients
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2012, 09:33:45 AM »
...and this is in the 'Humor' section why?

Offline Bob Wessner

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Re: Tale or Tail of two patients
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2012, 10:02:51 AM »
Remember... no politics. Thread locked.
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