Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[Retro Rocket]

it was too hot for my mate to spray bins in the shed at work so he did it outside,now my car has #$%*ing enamel overspray on the hood, roof,trunk,screen,fender top edges!!!#$%* #$%* #$%*ing #$%*!!were having our work do today so ill break the news to him then,,hope hes prepared to spend a few hours with thinners,then a wax,im pissed right off.

For FFS don't use thinners Dave, make him buy a clay block and take the overspray off with that, it very slightly cuts the paint taking all the overspray off.. Then kick him in the balls, that should piss him off.....

[mick7504]

A few years ago, we had the carpark at work resealed with bitumen spray.
Anyway, after the job was finished, every car in the near vicinity had black cobwebs all over them.

There were quite a few pissed off owners who just wanted to punch this dudes f'n lights out. 
He got a bucket of truck wash detergent and mixed it with kerosine and that cleaned the cobwebs right off.

The best one that I ever heard of was the boys who were concrete spraying a swimming pool.
Obviously they'd had a big session on the "snakes hiss" the night before.

The lady gets home from work to find every golden cane and shrub in her garden sprayed with conc as well.
Didn't that piss her off. 

[Terry in Australia]

When I had my driveway and garage floor concreted, I had to get the concrete pumped from out the front of my place. When he finished, the concrete pumper flushed his pump and sprayed concrete slurry all over the new brick house's foundations across the street.

God knows what he was thinking, but the owner came and saw me, and I was only too happy to give him the concrete pumpers business card..........

[Bailgang]

As I was heading to my sons place yesterday I noticed a house just outside of town where the owners had built a bon fire just a wee bit too close to their house which got the vinyl siding on that side of their house get just a wee bit too hot causing all the siding on that side to sag and separate. I thought it was funny but I doubt the owners of the house did.

[Terry in Australia]

Sunburn pisses me off. It was a nice sunny day yesterday, and being only the first day of summer I haven't gotten into the habit of wearing a hat yet, so I was out in the driveway working on my bike for around 6 hours, and now my face and neck resemble a hotdog. Oh well, at least the bike is going well now...........

[Killer Canary]

I know this can only apply to a few of us; going into the local recreational supplier in the winter to order bike parts and have the guy behind the counter send me away because it's SLED season!

[mick7504]

About 6 weeks ago I went to the local Bunnings Hardware Store to have a look at the chainsaws.
I've had this old Stihl chainsaw for about 25 years and everytime it needs to be used, there's something that needs some attention and that has been pissing me off. 
In fact, it was at the stage where I just had to spot it on the shelf in the garage to get pissed off. 

So, I broke out the Visa card and bought a Makita electric lad.
I'm thinking no more spark plugs, no more carbies, no more mixing 2 stroke fuel etc and everything in the world is going to be good again. 

Feeling rather pleased with myself, I headed out with the extension leads and the new Makita to drop this big tree that's getting a bit close to the overhead power lines.
It's ripping right into this big tree and the jobs right.

Next thing, there's a bloody big crack of thunder and the heavens opened up.
FAAARRRRK, I'm outa here. 
I don't mind this and I don't mind that, but when it comes to this, FCUK THAT. 

So I grabbed the extension leads and the Makita and chucked it onto the front floor of the Landcruiser.
In the meantime and unbeknown to me, my daughter had put an icy cold stubbie of beer (opened) onto the floor because she knew that Dad would be toungin' for one and that's gone arse up all over the floor.

By the time I got back down to the garage covered in sweat, wood chip and biting mongrol green ants, a bloke was fairly pissed off.   

[dustyc]

I'm pissed that Terry hasn't emasculated you yet for buying an electric chainsaw.  Or for using a chainsaw at all and not cutting it down with an axe.

[Bailgang]

Sunburn pisses me off. It was a nice sunny day yesterday, and being only the first day of summer I haven't gotten into the habit of wearing a hat yet, so I was out in the driveway working on my bike for around 6 hours, and now my face and neck resemble a hotdog. Oh well, at least the bike is going well now...........

What pisses me off is forgetting to put sunblock on my face before going to work. Making small tacks when assembling something with a mig welder that's turned up to 30 volts/300+ amps and not always having a helmet on and you can get arc burned pretty good especially if you have a lot of pieces to tack. Yeah I close my eyes and turn my head before I give it a zap but my face still gets nailed sometimes if I don't have sunblock on.

[Terry in Australia]

Farkin Hell, where do I start? Mick's turned into a poofter and bought an electric chainsaw, (can I have yer old Stihl maaaaaate?) his beautiful daughter brings him out icy cold beers when my wife and son would let me dehydrate to death without a thought for my welfare, Bailgang's wearing homo cream on his face but no friggin' faceshield when he's welding, I hurt my poor old back when I hit a crevass sized pothole at warp speed on my CX500, and then I broke a battery terminal on the wife's Hyundai, (first thing that's gone wrong with it in 15 years, what a POS!) South Fcuking Africa are kicking our arses in the cricket, what a terrible day!

Still, it's not snowing, and I've only got two weeks before I go on Christmas Vacation, and my Goldwing engine will sail into the docks in 3 weeks time, so how could I be pissed off? Actually, making up excuses for not being pissed off  kinda pisses me off, when I think about it...........

[dave500]

hey i havent got a girls #$%*ing electric chain saw!!i have a big old sthil and a sachs which are both ported,,i quite enjoy mixing two stroke fuel,now im pissed off,next thing some gay #$%* will have a #$%*ing solar chain saw and it actually puts trees back up!!


i got that overspray of my car,two hours later,im not pissed off anymore about that,im pissed off they even make electric chain saws,why not make a #$%*ing wind up clockwork one?

[mick7504]

I reckon fcuk chainsaws.
The next big tree that needs lopping is gonna get done with the 980G CAT loader from work. 
That's gonna piss those bloody green ants off.

Those mongrols sneek in everywhere.
Under your sunnies, in your ears, in your shirt, in your boots, up the leg of your jeans and then when they give a bit of a nip on the ol' tocklies, that pisses you off. 

[Terry in Australia]

Oops, Sorry Dave, I didn't mean to call you a poofter, I know that if you had your way chainsaws would be powered by W16 quad turbo 8 litre engines from one of those Box Head/Dago sports cars that are faster than Hyabusa's, for fcuks sake!

Hey, I've got one of these things, does that make me a screaming shirtlifter like Mick? I think it's pretty manly because it's 18 volts and cordless, and I only use it to trim my finger nails and haemorrhoid's, but what do I know?

http://www.amazon.com/Black-Decker-NLP1800-Alligator-Cordless/dp/B0019NACTG/ref=br_lf_m_1000858681_1_1_img?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=lawn-garden&pf_rd_p=1421574382&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_i=1000858681&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=07THBZAWAE2VGFG8V32F

[Retro Rocket]

Geeze Terry, you shirt lifting, pillow biting bum jockey..... we use them to brush our teeth up here mate, with sitting on a running  chainsaw with  pocket's full of green ants , what is this national friggin poo punching week...   

[Terry in Australia]

Wow. I didn't know. I'm a dung punching knob jockey and I didn't even fcuking know! Boy, am I pissed off!

[Retro Rocket]

Superlatives and cliché's   really piss me off as well.....   

[mick7504]

Oops, Sorry Dave, I didn't mean to call you a poofter, I know that if you had your way chainsaws would be powered by W16 quad turbo 8 litre engines from one of those Box Head/Dago sports cars that are faster than Hyabusa's, for fcuks sake!

Hey, I've got one of these things, does that make me a screaming shirtlifter like Mick? I think it's pretty manly because it's 18 volts and cordless, and I only use it to trim my finger nails and haemorrhoid's, but what do I know?

http://www.amazon.com/Black-Decker-NLP1800-Alligator-Cordless/dp/B0019NACTG/ref=br_lf_m_1000858681_1_1_img?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=lawn-garden&pf_rd_p=1421574382&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_i=1000858681&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=07THBZAWAE2VGFG8V32F

I like that mate.
If it's dangerous, I want one. 

That would be perfect for trimming those unwanted feathers that poke out of the elastic on your jocks. 
And of course, I'd be pissed off if it doesn't come with a bottle of Knacka Lacka.
It puts a Lusta on ya Clusta. 

[Terry in Australia]

I've no idea what language you're speaking Mick, and that pisses me off too. I really do own one of those things, I saw it demonstrated on the (now defunct) "How to Channel" on Foxtel, but no-one in Oz sells them, so I bought one on EBay US.

Of course the charger is 115 volts, but I had a stepdown transformer so that's no problem, and it's great for lopping branches, or dismembering bodies. (once I've frozen them in my old chest freezer, of course)

The only problem with owning one of these devices is that they're addictive, once you start lopping (or dismembering) you can't stop, and it's not long before you've worked your way thru every tree (or living thing) in your yard, and your neighbours start complaining about how their trees (or children and pets) have disappeared in their absence, yada yada yada...........

Great device though, I only wish I'd bought a spare battery, there's nothing worse than running out of battery power halfway through a job. That pisses me off..........    

[mick7504]

I just was talking a bit of sh1t mate. 

Too much Darwin sun this time of the year and a few beers and no bugga can work me out. 
That pisses 'em off. 

That's a neat bit of equipment for trimming up around the place.
The missus starts shuddering when she sees me in the yard with the branch choppers or the chain saw.

You'd know yourself mate how the grass and the trees grow here in the Wet Season after doing doing a bit of time with the Military up this way.

A bloke who lives up the road got pissed off with mowing the lawns evey weekend so he put up a big sign on the Stuart Highway.
"LAWN SALE - $1:00 A FOOT" 

[Terry in Australia]

Ha ha, very good Mick, me brudda (in Darwin speak) was a RAAF dog handler back in the 1980's, and during the wet season they couldn't mow around the RAAF base.

Problem with that was the crocs could sneak in closer and eat the RAAF guard dogs while they were running around off their leashes. It's a pity crocs don't eat grass mate, but then again, who wants a yard full of croc poop?

[Retro Rocket]

who wants a yard full of croc poop?

Or dog bits   

That would have to piss some one off.... {including the dogs}...

[Terry in Australia]

I don't think there were too many bits that the croc didn't consume Mick, my brother also witnessed an Aboriginal woman being taken by a croc as she was cleaning some fish she'd caught. He said that he was only 20 feet or so away, but he didn't see a thing before the big green bugger leapt out of the water and took her home for lunch. Cheers, Terry.

[petercb750]

I don't think there were too many bits that the croc didn't consume Mick, my brother also witnessed an Aboriginal woman being taken by a croc as she was cleaning some fish she'd caught. He said that he was only 20 feet or so away, but he didn't see a thing before the big green bugger leapt out of the water and took her home for lunch. Cheers, Terry.

ahh man, there's a few lines there, but I might piss someone off......

I'm sitting here trying to think of something that pisses me off, but can't think of anything, and that pisses me off.....oh, wait............

[mick7504]

A kid got taken by a croc recently out in Arnhem Land.
The coppers blew this croc away after a couple of days of searching.
They gutted it and sure enough the evidence was there inside.

The Cane Toads do the crocs in.
Don't know about the Salties but we hauled 5 6 foot freshies out of my mates billabong near Camp Creek Station with ropes and the Quad bikes.
We got the Conservation Commission mob to come down and take some lab samples and that was what did them in.

The Govt mob is talking again about having a Croc cull but they always do when some poor bugga gets eaten.

Always carry a .44 Revolver in the tackle box when you go fishing.
That pisses the crocs when they get a warning shot. 

[petercb750]

Sheesh, and all we've got to be worried about down here is rampant penguins.....oh, and the odd Great White....