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« Reply #16300 on: April 09, 2020, 04:30:09 AM »
Just like everyone else in the world, this Corona Virus/Wuhan Flu/Black Plague thing pisses me off. Today I bravely went to the shopping centre to get some prescription drugs and had an hilarious incident. I was standing by the counter when this stupid woman of about my age, complete with face mask, knocked over a couple of displays at the pharmacy that they'd put up to channel customers in one direction thru the store, when she tried to push her trolley between the displays and make a new path thru the shop.

When they asked her why, she pointed at me (standing on my "X" waiting for my script) and said "I didn't want to walk past him, because he's not wearing a mask". The staff then pointed out that they weren't wearing masks either, and when she realised, she quickly grabbed a big packet of adult diapers, and fcuked right off. This isn't England, we're not having a thousand poor souls dying a day, we've only had 51 deaths in Australia since the virus was detected here a month or so ago, and (most) folks are doing all the right things, so when I see people like her doing crazy sh1t like that, I just wonder what the fcuk goes on in some people's heads? Some people's parents......... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #16301 on: April 09, 2020, 06:15:02 PM »
Well, nothing as miserable as Dave's pissed-off-edness, but I was watching some old Simon and Garfunkel clips and realised that they'll both be 80 next year. As much as I've always loved Deep Purple, the Stones and AC-DC to stimulate my inner caveman, The Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, Janis Ian, Jim Croce, John Denver and Carol King were the story tellers, and stimulated my imagination.

Up until my dad died at 89 (and due to Dementia, was just an empty shell for the last two years of his life) my oldest living relative was Dad's Auntie Nell, who died at age 80. I finally realised that I'm 60 when my "Seniors Card" arrived in the mail last week. Where the fcuk did my life go?

There's still good music being written today, but here's a reminder of just how good these two old farts were, and not all that long ago.......... ;D


 

I must say I much prefer Ian Gillan to tell me my stories, like this one of how my Bochi dog (Boston Chihuahua cross) got her name "Mitzi"



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« Reply #16302 on: April 09, 2020, 07:05:42 PM »
Is a "Boston Chihuahua cross" an actual dog Vic? Someone told me that all dogs evolved from wolves, so I reckon if I was a wolf and I saw a Boston Chihuahua cross, I'd eat it, just to stop the rest of my wolf mates embarrassment........ ;D 
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #16303 on: April 09, 2020, 08:02:45 PM »
Is a "Boston Chihuahua cross" an actual dog Vic? Someone told me that all dogs evolved from wolves, so I reckon if I was a wolf and I saw a Boston Chihuahua cross, I'd eat it, just to stop the rest of my wolf mates embarrassment........ ;D

I'd be a bit more embarrassed with Simon and Garrfunkle before my bikie moll god thank you very much.. :-[ :-[ :-[

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« Reply #16304 on: April 09, 2020, 10:12:10 PM »
Not to worry Vic. He'd squeal just as loud if Mitzi grabbed him by the ball's as a wolf.  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #16305 on: April 11, 2020, 01:16:29 AM »
Ha ha, when I lived in Brisbane, our neighbours had a Chihuahua and our cats used to chase it and bash it up. Really Brian? As I get older I'm sure my balls are hanging lower, but it's a Chihuahua for fcuks sake, I'd have to be lying down so it could reach! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #16306 on: April 11, 2020, 01:58:45 AM »
i got a chihuahua stuck in the thread of my boot once,pissed me off.

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« Reply #16307 on: April 11, 2020, 02:53:13 AM »
Ha ha, when I lived in Brisbane, our neighbours had a Chihuahua and our cats used to chase it and bash it up. Really Brian? As I get older I'm sure my balls are hanging lower, but it's a Chihuahua for fcuks sake, I'd have to be lying down so it could reach! ;D

Ya forgot about the Boston Terrier 1/2 ... would latch on to your old sack in a flash  ;D

Jumps onto the Matic  no probs. ;)

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« Reply #16308 on: April 11, 2020, 05:24:34 PM »
Well, in my social circle you never take the piss out of a man's dog.
His wife, his bike, his mates........maybe.
But never his dog or his mother, that sort of thing can escalate way to quick and usually ends in tears. ;D
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« Reply #16309 on: April 11, 2020, 08:04:14 PM »
Plumbing pisses me off, big time! >:( >:( >:( A couple of months ago, both the bathroom and kitchen hot water valves developed a case of the drips, but not bad enough to take action yet. Then, one Monday morning when I took the trash out from under the sink, I found there had been a leak which was the plastic hose for the cold water valve at the fitting to the supply valve. No problem, just snug down the fitting, right? Except the fitting takes some Whitworth or other odd wrench size. Go down to the shop to retrieve the adjustable open end wrench (AKA Crescent wrench ;)). Tighten fitting. Leak is worse, and its too late to start the job, so fashion a "catch-can" from a one gallon water jug. Next day, after buying a new hose, as well as grease for the dripping faucets, I go the shut off the water meter. The valve has a lug with a hole in it, that can be used to lock the meter in the off position if you don't pay your bill. The lug hit the concrete meter box, which had evidently migrated away from the street towards the house; perhaps all the loaded dump trucks driving back and forth to the town maintenance yard at the end of the street have squished the earth under the street outwards like play-dough? Anyway I got the leaks and drips fixed.
Last Monday, I take the trash out from under the sink, and the bottom of the cabinet is damp!?? I can't find the source of the leak?? The pipes, hoses, and all joints are dry. I finally found it only leaks when either the hot or cold water is turned on; there must be a crack in the main part of the faucet. Fashion catch can until replacement ca be purchased.
I've noticed the last couple of days when I'm standing in front of the toilet in my bare feet that the floor feels warmer on my left foot than the right. Long story short, there is a hot water pipe leaking directly under that side of the toilet, and the ground is thoroughly saturated muck. Shut off supply valve to hot water heater, and shut off breaker. >:( >:(         
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« Reply #16310 on: April 11, 2020, 08:10:30 PM »
Well, in my social circle you never take the piss out of a man's dog.
His wife, his bike, his mates........maybe.
But never his dog or his mother, that sort of thing can escalate way to quick and usually ends in tears. ;D

Ha ha, well the good thing about being an Aussie is that we can take the piss out of each other without taking offence Brian, so I'll take my chances, I can run pretty fast nowadays, particularly when your "social circle" are chasing me! ;D 
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #16311 on: April 11, 2020, 08:36:28 PM »
Not sure why Scottly but those plumbing hassles usually come in three's.

Thirsty Thursday out at the club has been a no go for the last few week's, for obvious reasons.
But when I'm next having a beer with "The Brother's Brown", I'll say hello for you Uncle Tez. ;D
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« Reply #16312 on: April 11, 2020, 09:01:30 PM »
Not sure why Scottly but those plumbing hassles usually come in three's.

Thirsty Thursday out at the club has been a no go for the last few week's, for obvious reasons.
But when I'm next having a beer with "The Brother's Brown", I'll say hello for you Uncle Tez. ;D

Good idea mate, I'm about to wander out to the shed to say hello to my bikes and grab a bottle of my "Ginger Slut" to while away the hours. Salut! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #16313 on: April 12, 2020, 01:29:46 AM »
Well, in my social circle you never take the piss out of a man's dog.
His wife, his bike, his mates........maybe.
But never his dog or his mother, that sort of thing can escalate way to quick and usually ends in tears. ;D

Yea,pretty low act that... I'm fkn shattered...!!! :'(

Havent told Mitzi yet there is a dead \l/ out there ...!!! that dont like her

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vik... now where's that rope...???

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« Reply #16314 on: April 12, 2020, 01:39:35 AM »
I feel your pain Vik. :-\
Who's the rope for, you or Mitzi? ;)
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« Reply #16315 on: April 12, 2020, 02:44:00 AM »
I feel your pain Vik. :-\
Who's the rope for, you or Mitzi? ;)

For when I go to Terrences joint to pick up the esky fulla bike bits... drag hum behind the motorhome aways...!!!  ;D

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« Reply #16316 on: April 12, 2020, 03:07:25 AM »
I feel your pain Vik. :-\
Who's the rope for, you or Mitzi? ;)

For when I go to Terrences joint to pick up the esky fulla bike bits... drag hum behind the motorhome aways...!!!  ;D

vik...  :D :D

Ha ha, don't get your hopes up of collecting that esky if you're calling me names and threatening to do me harm Vik, best you start looking for parts for your taxi elsewhere!  :P 
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #16317 on: April 12, 2020, 05:00:53 AM »
Oh fcuk... what have I done...??? Sorry Tezza, Mitzi made me do it...!!! honest...  :o

vik... bleedy dog...  :-[

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« Reply #16318 on: April 12, 2020, 07:49:15 PM »
Did I mention that plumbing pisses me off, especially leaks? >:( Actually, I got off relatively easily this time. I purchased a 43" LED TV recently (Greg, it took me two weeks to get the tint, saturation, contrast etc adjusted  ;)) and thankfully saved the box. This gave me a nice dry pad over the gooey mud, as I had to lay on my back to work. After peeling back dripping fiberglass insulation, I found the leak to be a hairline crack in a PVC pipe, which would have been a major PITA to replace. I've fixed similar leaks before using epoxy putty, so I used some leftover JB weld Waterweld, and so far it's holding. ;D ;D     
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« Reply #16319 on: April 12, 2020, 08:37:39 PM »
Did I mention that plumbing pisses me off, especially leaks? >:( Actually, I got off relatively easily this time. I purchased a 43" LED TV recently (Greg, it took me two weeks to get the tint, saturation, contrast etc adjusted  ;)) and thankfully saved the box. This gave me a nice dry pad over the gooey mud, as I had to lay on my back to work. After peeling back dripping fiberglass insulation, I found the leak to be a hairline crack in a PVC pipe, which would have been a major PITA to replace. I've fixed similar leaks before using epoxy putty, so I used some leftover JB weld Waterweld, and so far it's holding. ;D ;D     

Do this me old china...  ;)

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=milne+pvc+repair+couplingsyoutube&qs=n&sp=-1&pq=milne+pvc+repair+couplingsyoutube&sc=0-33&sk=&cvid=5CB73A8C55644F5EBA54026296AA6C5E&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dmilne%2bpvc%2brepair%2bcouplingsyoutube%26qs%3dn%26form%3dQBRE%26sp%3d-1%26pq%3dmilne%2bpvc%2brepair%2bcouplingsyoutube%26sc%3d0-33%26sk%3d%26cvid%3d5CB73A8C55644F5EBA54026296AA6C5E&view=detail&mmscn=vwrc&mid=806F7792DA98DF1F1C6B806F7792DA98DF1F1C6B&FORM=WRVORC

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« Reply #16320 on: April 12, 2020, 09:21:44 PM »
Did I mention that plumbing pisses me off, especially leaks? >:( Actually, I got off relatively easily this time. I purchased a 43" LED TV recently (Greg, it took me two weeks to get the tint, saturation, contrast etc adjusted  ;)) and thankfully saved the box. This gave me a nice dry pad over the gooey mud, as I had to lay on my back to work. After peeling back dripping fiberglass insulation, I found the leak to be a hairline crack in a PVC pipe, which would have been a major PITA to replace. I've fixed similar leaks before using epoxy putty, so I used some leftover JB weld Waterweld, and so far it's holding. ;D ;D     

Do this me old china...  ;)

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=milne+pvc+repair+couplingsyoutube&qs=n&sp=-1&pq=milne+pvc+repair+couplingsyoutube&sc=0-33&sk=&cvid=5CB73A8C55644F5EBA54026296AA6C5E&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dmilne%2bpvc%2brepair%2bcouplingsyoutube%26qs%3dn%26form%3dQBRE%26sp%3d-1%26pq%3dmilne%2bpvc%2brepair%2bcouplingsyoutube%26sc%3d0-33%26sk%3d%26cvid%3d5CB73A8C55644F5EBA54026296AA6C5E&view=detail&mmscn=vwrc&mid=806F7792DA98DF1F1C6B806F7792DA98DF1F1C6B&FORM=WRVORC

vik...perma fix...!!!  8)
That wouldn't have worked in this case, although I used one of those telescoping couplings in the past when the pipe from the water meter cracked; it was a brilliant solution in that case.! ;D
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« Reply #16321 on: April 14, 2020, 09:24:15 AM »
 Often when the cpvc has multiple cracks, it's been frozen at some point. Rub the pipe with a dirty hand and the cracks appear to the naked eye.  While I had a torn knee joint for a winter, my son in law put a bandaid (rubber gasket under a hose clamp) on a pinhole in my crawl space.
 My shop partner and I rebuilt a funnycar in my garage that winter and the work therapy got the knee working, it's still pain free. Difficult to believe, this year I bought a small shop vac, cleaned up down there after disposing of a couple mice and fixed the copper. It was so thin it wrinkled under the cutter wheel and that pissed me off,  I cut a few feet each direction and it was much better. I added a tee to drain off the excess water and steam while soldering and a female thread adapter. I found a brass plug to close it with after the job was done.
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« Reply #16322 on: April 14, 2020, 01:27:52 PM »
Scott, can you cut a half round patch piece and glue it on ?
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« Reply #16323 on: April 14, 2020, 10:13:42 PM »
Hey Don, that's a good tip about adding a tee to drain the pipe while soldering! Frank, I applied a thick layer of the Waterweld putty all the way around the pipe extending well past the crack on either side, and firmly packed it into place. I also wrapped the epoxy tightly with that stretchy high voltage electrical tape to maintain pressure until it cured. The Waterweld is good #$%*; I also used it to seal a leaking fuel pump housing on a Honda Civic a couple of years ago, and so far it's still holding. ;D   
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« Reply #16324 on: April 16, 2020, 08:59:52 PM »
Well dear listeners, it all starts when you have tidied the garage.  :D
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