Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[dave500]

predictive text is so unpredictable?thatll piss a(enter predictive text here)off?

[Terry in Australia]

Yep, that must have been my problem at breakfast this morning. I meant to say, "Pass me the weeties dear" and instead I said "You fcuking #$%*, you've ruined my life"...........

[dave500]

its even more #$%*ed up when you say what you think,than what you say what you thought youd say?that never pisses me off though?

[mick7504]

predictive text is so unpredictable?thatll piss a(enter predictive text here)off?

Predictive text pisses me off. 
A predictable piss off. 

Whoever invented predictive text pisses me off. 
So you say Fcuk off and it comes out Come over for a barbie and its my shout for the piss.
That would piss you off. 

[dave500]

im never going to ever text some thing like,,"you should see my blister,it needs bursting"itll come out like,,you should see my sister,she needs,,,,,,,,,,

[mick7504]

We used to ask the sheilas if they'd like to come to the bedroom and have a look at the stamp collection.
Used to piss em off when we couldn't find it. 

We weren't pissed off. 

[dave500]

umm?im not clear with the not finding it part?are stamps that small?

[70CB750]

We used to ask the sheilas if they'd like to come to the bedroom and have a look at the stamp collection.
Used to piss em off when we couldn't find it. 

We weren't pissed off. 

Butterfly collection in Czech 

[dave500]

beer collection here in aus?lost my keys hasnt been here since feb,,hes started and left a legacy,,that dosent piss me off,,, it #$%*s me off,,how can such a loser create a thread thats gone on for so long?its starting to piss me off.

[mick7504]

umm?im not clear with the not finding it part?are stamps that small?

Fkn predictive text fkucked me up again. 
Fcuk it or is that fukcit.
Pissed off. 

[mick7504]

We used to ask the sheilas if they'd like to come to the bedroom and have a look at the stamp collection.
Used to piss em off when we couldn't find it. 

We weren't pissed off. 

Butterfly collection in Czech 

It was only Mum's "Blue Eyed Boys" that were allowed to go into the bedroom.
Times were tough for a young fella.   

If she found out she'd be pissed off. 

[flybox1]

heartburn.    i love a good craft beer, but i gotta plan ahead and take something for the crazy keep me up at night heartburn it gives me.  liquors dont do it to me. 
must have done my stomach in over the years.

and my predictive text puts erotica in place of Veronica.    try and explain that to the pissed off wife 

[Retro Rocket]

We used to ask the sheilas if they'd like to come to the bedroom and have a look at the stamp collection.
Used to piss em off when we couldn't find it. 

We weren't pissed off. 

Jeeze Mick, you Darwin blokes fcuk around too much, we just asked the sheilas for a root, if they said no, we just asked them to lay down so we could have one.....    That pissed some of em off, occasionally it worked....

[mick7504]

We used to ask the sheilas if they'd like to come to the bedroom and have a look at the stamp collection.
Used to piss em off when we couldn't find it. 

We weren't pissed off. 

Jeeze Mick, you Darwin blokes fcuk around too much, we just asked the sheilas for a root, if they said no, we just asked them to lay down so we could have one.....    That pissed some of em off, occasionally it worked....

The old stamp collection trick used to get 'em all interested mate.
Then there was a choice.   
Another good one was teaching 'em how to play Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
 

[Terry in Australia]

I piss myself off. I'm sitting here in my comfy chair trying to convince myself to get out in the garage and do something, but it's pretty cold out there today, and I'm a lazy priick at the best of times...........

[Trevor from Warragul]

I'm secretary of the Classic Italian Motorcycle Association Australia (Vic) Inc.  I do the new memberships, renewals and signing of red plate paperwork.  Being an old-time public servant I have it all running like clockwork.  I introduced an online membership application & direct credit of fees.  So what pisses me off?  A fella filled in an application, his money appeared in the account the next day, and that evening he's hassling about when it will be processed.  I told him that hassling the secretary usually adds three days to the processing time.  However, I joined him up that day.  The next day his red plate application arrives by Express Post, with an Express Post return envelope.  I signed the form & posted it before 5PM that day.  I then sent him an e-mail saying he must e-mail me the red plate details once he gets the bike registered.  I told him it was a VicRoads requirement.  So, two weeks down the track, no info forthcoming.  What a c**t!!  I just sent him another e-mail with this snippet:

You should note that failure to comply with an information request from the
CIMAA secretary means you are not meeting the requirements of the club permit
scheme. In this circumstance I am obliged to report this to VicRoads, who
will then cancel the permit.

That should make the c**t squirm a little.  Geeze people who take & don't give in return really piss me off!

Trevor

[mick7504]

Jump on the big white bird and come to Darwin mate.
There's not a cloud in the sky.
That cold weather pissed me.off. 

It's the 'ol mates birthday tonight and the fridge is full of coldies, the tucker is ready for the barbie and the neighbours should be pissed of by 2.30 am tomorrow morning.   

[Raef]

what the #$%* is this, an aussi bar? not there would be anything wrong with that

[dave500]

yeah two schooners mate,and a couple of shrimps on the barbie!we dont even call them shrimps,that pisses me off.,and dont give us the raw prawn raef!!

[Terry in Australia]

Jump on the big white bird and come to Darwin mate.
There's not a cloud in the sky.
That cold weather pissed me.off. 

It's the 'ol mates birthday tonight and the fridge is full of coldies, the tucker is ready for the barbie and the neighbours should be pissed of by 2.30 am tomorrow morning.   

As tempting as that truly is Mick, I'm back in my comfy Italian leather recliner now, with a pint of Jack Daniels and coke sitting beside me, so I'm not going anywhere. What a priick of a job though, I decided to remove the rear wheel on the 'Wang so I could grease the splines in the final drive assembly ('cos Dave gets pissed off when I call it a diff) and drive shaft.

Anyway, after 5 hours of rolling around the cold concrete floor, it's all done, and I don't have to touch it for another year. Tomorrow is ride day, so it better not piss down rain, or that'll piss me off! Cheers, Terry.  

[mick7504]

Yep, and load 'er up with some snags and spuds for the Billy Lids and bop until ya drop. 
When ya wake up in the morning on the back lawn as flat as a sh1t carters hat,you've had a good night. 

[dave500]

dont even joke about calling it a diff terry,im having a good night so far with a few beers and a tinker and i dont need to be pissed off,,we have another new guy trying out on monday,,hes a mate of one of the guys,,he assures me hes ok,so now i can relax,,i am not pissed off!!YET

[trueblue]

dont even joke about calling it a diff terry,im having a good night so far with a few beers and a tinker and i dont need to be pissed off,,we have another new guy trying out on monday,,hes a mate of one of the guys,,he assures me hes ok,so now i can relax,,i am not pissed off!!YET

In my experience as soon as someone tells you that then they are usually as useless as tits on a bull. 

[mick7504]

Jump on the big white bird and come to Darwin mate.
There's not a cloud in the sky.
That cold weather pissed me.off. 

It's the 'ol mates birthday tonight and the fridge is full of coldies, the tucker is ready for the barbie and the neighbours should be pissed of by 2.30 am tomorrow morning.   

As tempting as that truly is Mick, I'm back in my comfy Italian leather recliner now, with a pint of Jack Daniels and coke sitting beside me, so I'm not going anywhere. What a priick of a job though, I decided to remove the rear wheel on the 'Wang so I could grease the splines in the final drive assembly ('cos Dave gets pissed off when I call it a diff) and drive shaft.

Anyway, after 5 hours of rolling around the cold concrete floor, it's all done, and I don't have to touch it for another year. Tomorrow is ride day, so it better not piss down rain, or that'll piss me off! Cheers, Terry.

I've got a Wang frame & diff /final drive in the shed mate that pisses me off every time I look at it.
Don't think that I'll ever do anything with it.
I think its about a '75 GL1000.

[trueblue]

Jump on the big white bird and come to Darwin mate.
There's not a cloud in the sky.
That cold weather pissed me.off. 

It's the 'ol mates birthday tonight and the fridge is full of coldies, the tucker is ready for the barbie and the neighbours should be pissed of by 2.30 am tomorrow morning.   

As tempting as that truly is Mick, I'm back in my comfy Italian leather recliner now, with a pint of Jack Daniels and coke sitting beside me, so I'm not going anywhere. What a priick of a job though, I decided to remove the rear wheel on the 'Wang so I could grease the splines in the final drive assembly ('cos Dave gets pissed off when I call it a diff) and drive shaft.

Anyway, after 5 hours of rolling around the cold concrete floor, it's all done, and I don't have to touch it for another year. Tomorrow is ride day, so it better not piss down rain, or that'll piss me off! Cheers, Terry.

I've got a Wang frame & diff /final drive in the shed mate that pisses me off every time I look at it.
Don't think that I'll ever do anything with it.
I think its about a '75 GL1000.

Send it to me