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Offline Stev-o

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I'm gonna have to go ahead and rename this place the Southern Hemisphere Dive Bar.... you'll not throw us silly gingos off that easy...we know about your "piss ups" and funny koozie names. And we know you guys are not really that pissed off about anything your just having fun #$%*ing about #$%* when you get all pissed (pissed as in drank lots of beer pissed).

you are all having way too much fun down under without me and that pisses me right off! I'm gonna have to go work a mine or somthing!  >:(  ;)  ;D

You're right Tom. They're not really pissed off, they are pissed up! And that pisses me off that I'm not pissed up yet! I'm off work, time to get pissed!
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I'm pissed off that it's almost 11am on Saturday morning, I've just crawled out of bed, ignored the shower, just had a coffee and a couple of slices of vegemite on toast, am sitting in my comfy chair with my laptop on my lap and my wife is watching friggin Ice Hockey on Foxtel.

Who gives a fcuk about a bunch of poofs skating around slapping a puck into a net? Fark, I'd rather sort out my fcuking sock drawer, or mow the fcuking lawn with my little Bolens ride on. No stubby cooler needed, I am in Melbourne after all............... ;D   
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Offline petercb750

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Thanks Terry, you just reminded me that I need to sort out my socks drawer.....and that pisses me off.... ::)
Just got back from a ride on the R, that should piss you off........ :P
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Offline mick7504

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I just pulled an underground power cable through for the  new LED pool light and the mongrol got stuck on the way through.
I had a tracer cable joined to the new cable and it must of picked up on a conduit join.
It wouldn't go forward or backwards and I was pissed off.  ;D

Hands are cut to bits and blood pissin' out of my arm when I tried to do an Arnie Schwartnegga on it.  ;D

She's in now and its time to crack a cold lad.
Might even go and smash a coupla Wild Turkeys in down in the shed before the missus gets back from shopping.  ;D
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I get pissed when I order stuff for my bike only to find out I already have a replacement. My recently acquired 750f needed a new key switch, not the key mech itself just the switch that snaps underneath so I went ahead and ordered one. Well I was just out in my garage looking for something else and was digging through a box of spare bike parts and guess what I found? An OEM switch in perfect shape that had come off a 77 parts bike I had a couple years ago. Fortunately the new one wasn't expensive but spending $ when I don't have to pisses me off.
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also, i'm extra-pissed that i am LITERALLY the only person in my whole company who cannot leave work early, ever.   90% of the building is already gone early for the holiday weekend.  :P
i'm still at work, too.

slackers piss me off!  >:(  ;D

It pisses me off that I'm not really employed,
just part time & futball refereeing games.
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It pisses me off that you have to be married to Frankenstein, Mrs. Frankenstein.
I heard he can be quite boorish around flames but does a decent cover of 'Puttin' on the Ritz'.

It pisses me off that I STILL have no good come back to this.. I'm just laughing too hard!! :P
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Offline Terry in Australia

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I'm pissed off that I was gonna go out and do some work on my bikes today, but just can't be bothered? Damn my comfy italian leather recliner, it's the devil! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Just about finished remeshing the flyscreens on the house.
So I'm up on the ladder putting in the top screws that hold the frame on and slipped and put the friggin screwdriver straight through the new flywire.
PISSED off.  ;D

And they wonder why a fella drinks:  ;D
In fact I'm gonna have one right now. ;D
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Offline Terry in Australia

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Yep, I reckon that'd pisss me off too Mick, have a Turkey for me! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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The jobs right mate.
I'm having one right now and its got ya name on it mate.  ;D

Absolutely perfect afternoon here in Darwin at the moment.
It'll be sunset soon.
A coupla WT's sorted out the screwdriver and flyscreen piss off.  :D

Fire up the Barbie for tea and the jobs right.  :D
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I'm pissed off it is Sunday night and I have to go back to work tomorrow after a 3 day weekend :-\
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Hmmnnn, a 3 day weekend sounds good Blue, I think I can feel a sickie coming on.............. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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We had our show holiday on Friday, last night we had a couple of mates round, fired up the barbie and had a bonfire going in the backyard needless to say I was pretty pissed last night ;D a sickie would be good, but I don't get paid for them :-\.
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What? No paid sickies? That's fcuked! I've just discovered that I can sell my unused sick days back to my employer in December, so at the moment they'd probably rather I take the time off, I think I've got around 400 hours of sick pay to take? Hmmnn, I wonder how many bikes I can buy in December............ ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

Offline mick7504

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Pisses me off that I have to go to work tomorrow too.
Just in the mood for having a bit of fun right now but I'd better be a good boy.
Being a good boy pisses me off.   ;D

Mozzies are out and about now.
They piss me off.  ;D
Me ol' dishlicker Charlie the Sausage Dog is gettin' pissed off with 'em as well.  ;D
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That's one thing I didn't see this year Mick, fcuken Mostriches! Must have been too hot and dry for the pointy little flying poofters, and then it got cold overnight, so the nasty little fcukers must have all frozen to death. That must have pissed 'em off.......... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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don't mean to HIJACK the thread but
I am Not pissed this morning.
sorry,
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My last post didn't register and now the fkn battery's nearly flat on this phone.
Now I am pissed off.  ;D
Before it goes flat, I was saying to Terry that the fkn Sand Flies (Midgies) are another mongrol insect that piss ya off.  ;D

Phones beeping now with a nearly dead battery and that pisses me off.  ;D
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don't mean to HIJACK the thread but
I am Not pissed this morning.
sorry,
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How'd you sleep Michel? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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don't mean to HIJACK the thread but
I am Not pissed this morning.
sorry,
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How'd you sleep Michel? ;D



Had a few illegal beers with my 20 year old
and his buddy talking about futball until 00:25hrs.
took 1/2 a pill,
dropped on the bed thingy at 00:27 hrs.
woke up at 04.55hrs.
Still up and hyper.

Seriously considering going the illegal drug route,
ie, pot, marijauana or whatever it is called, BUT
I have only tried it 8 times in my life
while in college and did not like how it made me feel, actually.

peace,
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Am I the onlyone with a funky looking form spread? It is pissing me off. I dont have the "recent" posts tab? I have to dig around to find all of my favorite threads. poop

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don't mean to HIJACK the thread but
I am Not pissed this morning.
sorry,
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How'd you sleep Michel? ;D



Had a few illegal beers with my 20 year old
and his buddy talking about futball until 00:25hrs.
took 1/2 a pill,
dropped on the bed thingy at 00:27 hrs.
woke up at 04.55hrs.
Still up and hyper.

Seriously considering going the illegal drug route,
ie, pot, marijauana or whatever it is called, BUT
I have only tried it 8 times in my life
while in college and did not like how it made me feel, actually.

peace,
michel

Yeah, pot (dope) is illegal here in Melbourne which is a shame, as I really enjoyed it back in the 1970's before I joined the Army.

I smoked it all the way home on the 5 hour train ride from my Army medical when I was 16, and I was happily stoned when I arrived home, and my parents were pissed off when I went straight to bed and crashed, when they'd been waiting up for me to tell them how I went.

I do remember having a great night's sleep, but then again, back then I was either pissed (drunk) or stoned more than I was straight, so sleep was never an issue.......... ;D 
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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What pisses me off is a fellow who calls to ask if I'll negotiate on the price of my bike for sale "because I am asking more then bluebook value", then says he'll be able to look at it next week. Cheeky bugger . Felt so good to sell it 20 minutes later for more then his "bluebook value" though, so now I'm happy. Does that still count?
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