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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #325 on: August 24, 2012, 04:29:17 AM »
Nope, call me stupid Schmitty, but I don't get it.  :-\
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #326 on: August 24, 2012, 04:32:10 AM »


Alright stupid... Dam (Damn) f (if) ino (I know)   ;D
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« Reply #327 on: August 24, 2012, 04:36:02 AM »


Alright stupid... Dam (Damn) f (if) ino (I know)   ;D

But it doesn't make any sense mate? I mean, if you called yourself Fugdivino, that'd make a lot more sense? I can't believe you changed your perfectly good name for one that's just not that good? Oh well, up to you I guess, but I'll miss your old name.............. ;D
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #328 on: August 24, 2012, 04:44:10 AM »


It actually comes from an old Buster Keaton film, 'The Boat'. It was sort of an inside joke that the boat was called the Damfino. Someone would ask why he named the boat 'Damfino' and Buster would reply, "Damn if I know" and the person would usually walk away scratching his head. (or in your case, scratching your arse)  ;D


In about another week, I'll be moving back to my home state of Illinois after living here in Indiana for the past 10 years. I just thought maybe a change was in order to go with my move.  ;)
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« Reply #329 on: August 24, 2012, 06:07:59 AM »
I'm sure few of you will understand this but Final Cut Pro pisses me off. It is without a doubt the biggest piece of crap ever flung upon the post production world. 
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« Reply #330 on: August 24, 2012, 06:22:53 AM »
schmitty rymes with #$%*ty and so has a toilet association anyway.

It also rhymes with 'titty'. But noooo body ever brings up the more positive 'titty', noooo they have to aim right for the derogative '#$%*ty'.  :'( :'(
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #331 on: August 24, 2012, 09:46:17 AM »
I like titties and money.

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« Reply #333 on: August 24, 2012, 10:39:06 AM »
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I'm sure few of you will understand this but Final Cut Pro pisses me off.
I  enjoyed FC Pro. I edited up a 5 minute motocross video to the tune of "W.F.O" by Overkill in my Graphic Design course. Got 91%!. Nothing is as much fun on the job though.
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« Reply #334 on: August 24, 2012, 10:58:35 AM »
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I'm sure few of you will understand this but Final Cut Pro pisses me off.
I  enjoyed FC Pro. I edited up a 5 minute motocross video to the tune of "W.F.O" by Overkill in my Graphic Design course. Got 91%!. Nothing is as much fun on the job though.

No offense but you don't have to use it for a living and you've probably never used Avid.  FCP is a prosumer product Avid is professional product..unfortunately Apple has marketed FCP as a professional product up until FCP10, which has been a comercial failure of epic magnitude.  Now that Avid has released a software based Media Composer Apples market share has been thankfully shrinking.  I mainly edit on Avid Symphony but once in a while I get a misguided client who wants it done on FCP...then I spend hours of needless rendering and exporting to get the same thing done that would have taken far less time on the Avid.
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« Reply #335 on: August 24, 2012, 11:05:55 AM »
That's what I meant with the last line of my post. ;)
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« Reply #336 on: August 24, 2012, 05:33:24 PM »
I hate when I clean out the parts washer and find all of those goodies that I ended up having to order.
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« Reply #337 on: August 24, 2012, 06:45:09 PM »
Dam if I no why he's moving to ILL?!  Guess he's SICK?
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« Reply #338 on: August 24, 2012, 06:50:54 PM »
I hate this thread. Bunch of hosers with sand in their manginas. Im old greg. I hate old greg.

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« Reply #339 on: August 24, 2012, 06:58:00 PM »
A bunch of haters!
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« Reply #340 on: August 24, 2012, 07:02:16 PM »
I am an equal opportunity hater. I love all women though. Women piss me off though.

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« Reply #341 on: August 24, 2012, 07:04:00 PM »
I'm really shallow, I can't love ugly women!
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« Reply #342 on: August 24, 2012, 07:15:52 PM »
They try harder to make you happy...and thats not all bad.

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #344 on: August 24, 2012, 11:57:41 PM »
I like the Simpsons version better.

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« Reply #345 on: August 25, 2012, 02:14:18 AM »
these two piss me off.

Captain and Tennille - Love Will Keep Us Together

I was in love with Tennille when I was 14 or 15, I bought the album and would play it every night on my parents record player as I drifted off to sleep. I hadn't heard that song for maybe 30 years and it's brought back a lot of great memories. That film clip pisses me off though, the audio is way outta synch, but I can't get too mad, Tennille still looks and sounds as beautiful as ever.......... ;D   
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #346 on: August 25, 2012, 02:45:53 AM »
What pissed me off today was letting someone else down. Ken was supposed to collect his beautiful K1 after it spent several months here as I worked thru Ken's wish list.

I had it all together, got all the electrics working great, installed and timed the Dyna 2000 ignition, everything was sweet until I poured some gas in the freshly painted tank, and turned the fuel tap on.

Fuel pissed out everywhere! Fuel was running out of one of the overflow tubes, out of the airbox, out of one of the breather hoses for Christs sake, there was gas pissing out in all directions. Great. I started pulling off float bowls and swapping out needles and seats, then one of the wire clips that retains the fuel bowl for #3 carb fell off. Fcuking Wonderful.

I challenge anyone to replace that wire clip while the carbs are in place, I gave up trying and rang Ken to tell him it wasn't gonna be ready. Ken was great, no problem, he said he'll pick it up in a couple of weeks which is great, but it still really pissed me off. Tomorrow the carbs are coming off, and I'll thoroughly clean them and install new kits while I'm at it. Cheers, Terry. ;D 





I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #347 on: August 25, 2012, 05:07:07 AM »
I've done it Terry...don't remember if it was one of the inside carbs or not though...hope that doesn't piss you off ;D
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« Reply #348 on: August 25, 2012, 07:45:08 AM »
I was in love with Tennille when I was 14 or 15, I bought the album and would play it every night on my parents record player as I drifted off to sleep. I hadn't heard that song for maybe 30 years and it's brought back a lot of great memories.... 


Of what? You rubbing your pathetic little pistachio's all over her face on the album cover? Sounds a lot like Muskrat Love to me... ;D ;D



(Oh #$%*, I thought this was the 'rude' thread...)
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« Reply #349 on: August 25, 2012, 05:34:09 PM »

Of what? You rubbing your pathetic little pistachio's all over her face on the album cover? Sounds a lot like Muskrat Love to me... ;D ;D

(Oh #$%*, I thought this was the 'rude' thread...)

Geez that's a bit hurtful Schmitty, er, Fuktifino, er, Symbol, or whatever your name is this week, you big name changing phoney............ ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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