Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[mick7504]

You guys talk a load of sh1t.

I just want to say that I am NOT pissed off..........yesterday was my last day in the salt mine and I now have a week off before I start my new job on the 30th.....you fkn beaudie!!!!

Good onya Pete.
There ya go mate, Terrys given you a good idea.

Why don't you go back to the Salt Mine for a visit and when the opportunity presents itself, sneak into the bosses office and lay an egg in his desk drawer. 
 
That will piss him off. 

[vfourfreak]

I'm pissed off as fcuk that events beyond my control have kept me from these hallowed forums for some time. Been catching up on good Aussie humour (with a u ) . I can never be disappointed in that respect. To be frank (and you can be Earnest) I have disliked the jibes against French military valour (with a u) thay have been evidenced here and in PMs that I have received (you know who you are) so VfourFreak decided to take his antique Honda and go on an historical  research mission during the summer months to verify French military history. I hope his findings will surprise you !

Kev

[vfourfreak]

A good night song : Charles Trenet - La Mer

Celebrating the Sea , or Ocean as some might say

[petercb750]

You guys talk a load of sh1t.

I just want to say that I am NOT pissed off..........yesterday was my last day in the salt mine and I now have a week off before I start my new job on the 30th.....you fkn beaudie!!!!

Good onya Pete.
There ya go mate, Terrys given you a good idea.

Why don't you go back to the Salt Mine for a visit and when the opportunity presents itself, sneak into the bosses office and lay an egg in his desk drawer. 
 
That will piss him off. 

haha, I should have done it this morning, he'd have thought his drawer had been spray painted.........oh, too much info?

[petercb750]

Hey Pete
How ya going mate.
I've still gotta send that tape & DVDs to you.
Faarkk who's a slack basrard and why am I. 
Hope ya not pissed off with me mate. 

I'll get that sorted Pete.

Nah, no probs, it takes more than that to piss me off.
Like the fact that it's Sat and it's fkn raining again..............fark.

[Terry in Australia]

The suns out here Pete and it's gonna be 20 deg C, so suck my hairy balls, schidt weather!

I'm about to fire up my K1 for the first time since January last year when I thought I'd popped the head gasket. My new carb kits arrived on Monday so I'll do a "before" and "after" ride with a club plate that I'll "borrow" off another bike for the purpose of the exercise.

I have to strip that engine down and rebuild it, anyone here got any new main and big end bearings for sale? I think a set of black or green main bearings will do the job, I really don't want to go through the process of stripping the engine, comparing the code on the crank to the code on the cases, ordering the poofters, then waiting another week or two for 'em to turn up, before I can shove it all back together again. I might be getting older, but I'm not getting any more patient.

OK, I need to go outside and get amongst it, while thinking of French military victories to help Kev in his quest to prove that they're not just a bunch of garlic munching nancy boys! Cheers, Terry.  

[mick7504]

That looks bloody fantastic Mick, well done! 200 Kg of salt sounds like a lot, but I don't know anything about pools, apart from the fact that their owners get really annoyed when I wee in 'em.........

Another 100 kg of salt in her this morning mate and the jobs right.
The ol' mate Russell has got one of those flash new computerized water testing machines at the pool shop.

We kicked the volume up to 55k litres from 50k which will be pretty close now.

Apparently there's a few of the neighbourhood kids coming around for a swim this arvo which I didn't know about.
It pisses me off that it's not their mums coming instead. 

Ah well, a few Wild Turkeys and some Black Sabbath on number 10 this arvo should give 'em the sh1ts so that they bugga off back home. 

[Retro Rocket]

May i suggest the album Paranoid Mick..?  There's a song on there dedicated to the French military called "Fairies wear boots".....

That outa piss somebody off....

[mick7504]

The suns out here Pete and it's gonna be 20 deg C, so suck my hairy balls, schidt weather!

I'm about to fire up my K1 for the first time since January last year when I thought I'd popped the head gasket. My new carb kits arrived on Monday so I'll do a "before" and "after" ride with a club plate that I'll "borrow" off another bike for the purpose of the exercise.

I have to strip that engine down and rebuild it, anyone here got any new main and big end bearings for sale? I think a set of black or green main bearings will do the job, I really don't want to go through the process of stripping the engine, comparing the code on the crank to the code on the cases, ordering the poofters, then waiting another week or two for 'em to turn up, before I can shove it all back together again. I might be getting older, but I'm not getting any more patient.

OK, I need to go outside and get amongst it, while thinking of French military victories to help Kev in his quest to prove that they're not just a bunch of garlic munching nancy boys! Cheers, Terry.

I've got a set of green crank shells mate and I thought that there were some rod shells there but I can't find 'em.
They'd be green or yellow but definitely not black.
Fcuk, I'm sure that I didn't use 'em.
Maybe I did - That does piss me off. 

Do you think that you'd be safe just ordering and wackin' a set of greens right through it Terry.
I've done a few yellow rod shells but it was splitting microns.

[mick7504]

May i suggest the album Paranoid Mick..?  There's a song on there dedicated to the French military called "Fairies wear boots".....

That outa piss somebody off....

That's one of my favourites mate but the neighbours still vigorously disagree. 
They're still pissed off with me after I went on a 2 day bender about 25 years ago. 

[Retro Rocket]

May i suggest the album Paranoid Mick..?  There's a song on there dedicated to the French military called "Fairies wear boots".....

That outa piss somebody off....

That's one of my favourites mate but the neighbours still vigorously disagree. 
They're still pissed off with me after I went on a 2 day bender about 25 years ago. 

Jesus Mick, sounds like they need to get a life..!!   {or a new neighbor}   

[Terry in Australia]

The suns out here Pete and it's gonna be 20 deg C, so suck my hairy balls, schidt weather!

I'm about to fire up my K1 for the first time since January last year when I thought I'd popped the head gasket. My new carb kits arrived on Monday so I'll do a "before" and "after" ride with a club plate that I'll "borrow" off another bike for the purpose of the exercise.

I have to strip that engine down and rebuild it, anyone here got any new main and big end bearings for sale? I think a set of black or green main bearings will do the job, I really don't want to go through the process of stripping the engine, comparing the code on the crank to the code on the cases, ordering the poofters, then waiting another week or two for 'em to turn up, before I can shove it all back together again. I might be getting older, but I'm not getting any more patient.

OK, I need to go outside and get amongst it, while thinking of French military victories to help Kev in his quest to prove that they're not just a bunch of garlic munching nancy boys! Cheers, Terry.

I've got a set of green crank shells mate and I thought that there were some rod shells there but I can't find 'em.
They'd be green or yellow but definitely not black.
Fcuk, I'm sure that I didn't use 'em.
Maybe I did - That does piss me off. 

Do you think that you'd be safe just ordering and wackin' a set of greens right through it Terry.
I've done a few yellow rod shells but it was splitting microns.

Thanks Mick, I'll take whatever you've got mate, let me know what I owe you and I'll Paypal you? When I built the K2 engine in the blue bike I had a couple of years ago I just put greens all the way thru with no drama's, no rattles and excellent oil pressure. If you do find some rod shells I'll take them too, as I want to replace them as well this time around.

I saved a weed sprayer from the scrap metal bin this week because I wanted the Briggs and Stratton 2 HP engine. The machine hasn't been run in over 20 years, the hose was toast but as it had been under cover, everything else was pretty good. Someone must have tipped it over at one time because there was bugger all oil in it, but plenty around the base. I topped it up with oil, drained the old fuel out of the tank, filled it with fresh stuff, pulled the plug and cleaned it, and pulled the starter, and fark me sideways, it fired right up!

I filled the 100 litre tank with water and waited for the water to start pumping outta the pump, but nada, so now I have to decide whether I'll fix the pump (it'll be great for spraying weeds in a couple of weeks when the ground dries out) or just pull the little Briggs motor, which is a gem. Surprisingly, the tyres are still holding air! Cheers, Terry.

[Terry in Australia]

Poachers in Africa who chop the horns off live Rhino's then let the poor buggers bleed to death piss me off. If I had a nice big calibre rifle and I saw this going on, I'd blow the thieving #$%*ers heads off. I think I might need to go for a Safari holiday to Efrica, who's coming with me? Fcuking poaching kunts piss me off........ 

[mick7504]

The suns out here Pete and it's gonna be 20 deg C, so suck my hairy balls, schidt weather!

I'm about to fire up my K1 for the first time since January last year when I thought I'd popped the head gasket. My new carb kits arrived on Monday so I'll do a "before" and "after" ride with a club plate that I'll "borrow" off another bike for the purpose of the exercise.

I have to strip that engine down and rebuild it, anyone here got any new main and big end bearings for sale? I think a set of black or green main bearings will do the job, I really don't want to go through the process of stripping the engine, comparing the code on the crank to the code on the cases, ordering the poofters, then waiting another week or two for 'em to turn up, before I can shove it all back together again. I might be getting older, but I'm not getting any more patient.

OK, I need to go outside and get amongst it, while thinking of French military victories to help Kev in his quest to prove that they're not just a bunch of garlic munching nancy boys! Cheers, Terry.

I've got a set of green crank shells mate and I thought that there were some rod shells there but I can't find 'em.
They'd be green or yellow but definitely not black.
Fcuk, I'm sure that I didn't use 'em.
Maybe I did - That does piss me off. 

Do you think that you'd be safe just ordering and wackin' a set of greens right through it Terry.
I've done a few yellow rod shells but it was splitting microns.

Thanks Mick, I'll take whatever you've got mate, let me know what I owe you and I'll Paypal you? When I built the K2 engine in the blue bike I had a couple of years ago I just put greens all the way thru with no drama's, no rattles and excellent oil pressure. If you do find some rod shells I'll take them too, as I want to replace them as well this time around.

I saved a weed sprayer from the scrap metal bin this week because I wanted the Briggs and Stratton 2 HP engine. The machine hasn't been run in over 20 years, the hose was toast but as it had been under cover, everything else was pretty good. Someone must have tipped it over at one time because there was bugger all oil in it, but plenty around the base. I topped it up with oil, drained the old fuel out of the tank, filled it with fresh stuff, pulled the plug and cleaned it, and pulled the starter, and fark me sideways, it fired right up!

I filled the 100 litre tank with water and waited for the water to start pumping outta the pump, but nada, so now I have to decide whether I'll fix the pump (it'll be great for spraying weeds in a couple of weeks when the ground dries out) or just pull the little Briggs motor, which is a gem. Surprisingly, the tyres are still holding air! Cheers, Terry.

Just send another set mate because I'll be needing some more.
Ill have a look through the shed and see what else is there.
I sorta remember that there could be a full set that I pulled from a motor that was only test fired before it went bang after about 20 mins of running.
It dropped a valve and I gave this fella a couple hundred bucks for it.

There's a full set of blacks on Gumtree for 285 bucks which isn't a bad price.
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/wangara/parts/honda-cb750-crank-rod-bearings-set/1024859341

[Terry in Australia]

Just send another set mate because I'll be needing some more.
Ill have a look through the shed and see what else is there.
I sorta remember that there could be a full set that I pulled from a motor that was only test fired before it went bang after about 20 mins of running.
It dropped a valve and I gave this fella a couple hundred bucks for it.

Thanks Mick, I like your deal better than the Gumtree deal, I think that guy's probably buying 'em from DSS and reselling them, which pisses me off.

[mick7504]

Just send another set mate because I'll be needing some more.
Ill have a look through the shed and see what else is there.
I sorta remember that there could be a full set that I pulled from a motor that was only test fired before it went bang after about 20 mins of running.
It dropped a valve and I gave this fella a couple hundred bucks for it.

Thanks Mick, I like your deal better than the Gumtree deal, I think that guy's probably buying 'em from DSS and reselling them, which pisses me off.

I found those rod shells mate.
There's 2 sets of green, 1 set of yellow and one set brown.
The crank shells are still at large.
Maybe they're still in the cases and I'll have a look tomorrow.
There's a few real slight marks on 'em from when this fella was revvin' the box off the engine before it had a chance to settle in.

That was back in the early 80's.
I can remember when it sh1t itself how pissed off he was but he wouldn't fcuken listen to anyone. 

The fcuken idiot had rebuilt it from the sump plug to the top of the block but the wanka refused to do a valve job.
He gave the head a coat of silver paint but the kerosene overhaul wasn't up to the task. 

He was pullin' his pood about it being bored to .020 over and how it was gonna clean up the competition. 
That was a short lived dream that pissed him right off. 

[mick7504]

Here's another sh1t story before we all get tucked into bed. 

Do you remember the TC Cortinas.
Back in the 70's we use to drink gallons of beer at the Brecknock pub in Adelaide.
There was this fella there that always use to make a #$%* of himself after a few and he also use to hog the 8 ball table which pissed everyone off. 

Well I fronted him up one night and the prick took a swing at me with the pool cue. 
So I grabbed it before it smashed into my lolly and snapped it in half across my knee.
Then I stuck the jagged end into his shirt at about belly button height and gave it a twist. 

So I said to him, here's your choices #$%*, you either settle down right now or become an instant human satay. 
Well he opted for first choice so I untwisted his shirt.

After a few more beers I started thinking that this bastards gotta pay for swinging a stick at me.   

Just before closing time, me and me mate went out to the carpark and found his Cortina.
We found an old news paper and I pumped a log onto it and then packed his door handle with the deposit. 

The rest speaks for itself and he never came back again. 

[70CB750]

I'm pissed off as fcuk that events beyond my control have kept me from these hallowed forums for some time. Been catching up on good Aussie humour (with a u ) . I can never be disappointed in that respect. To be frank (and you can be Earnest) I have disliked the jibes against French military valour (with a u) thay have been evidenced here and in PMs that I have received (you know who you are) so VfourFreak decided to take his antique Honda and go on an historical  research mission during the summer months to verify French military history. I hope his findings will surprise you !

Kev

Making fun of French military is an American thing.  On the other hand Americans call themselves the land of free and home of brave and the fact that nobody else thinks of them that way is completely lost on these "braves".

And repeated situations when Americans crap their pants confronting any level of authority speaks volumes about the real brave US citizen

[scunny]

technology and my inability to use it. anybody know a good (hopefully free) program to grab dvd music clips off you tube so I can burn them onto discy things ?

[Terry in Australia]

onto discy things ?

Records?

[mick7504]

technology and my inability to use it. anybody know a good (hopefully free) program to grab dvd music clips off you tube so I can burn them onto discy things ?

YouTube downloader Scun.
http://download.cnet.com/YTD-Video-Downloader/3000-2071_4-10647340.html

You gotta convert the You Tube file (flv) I think to .MP4 or whatever it is.
Then run it through your Windows  DVD program and burn the fcuka. 

You can also peel out .MP3 files if you want to make a music CD.

I've had too many Wild Turkeys to be more specific mate. 
It's a piece of piss though. 

[Terry in Australia]

Here's another sh1t story before we all get tucked into bed. 

Do you remember the TC Cortinas.
Back in the 70's we use to drink gallons of beer at the Brecknock pub in Adelaide.
There was this fella there that always use to make a #$%* of himself after a few and he also use to hog the 8 ball table which pissed everyone off. 

Well I fronted him up one night and the prick took a swing at me with the pool cue. 
So I grabbed it before it smashed into my lolly and snapped it in half across my knee.
Then I stuck the jagged end into his shirt at about belly button height and gave it a twist. 

So I said to him, here's your choices #$%*, you either settle down right now or become an instant human satay. 
Well he opted for first choice so I untwisted his shirt.

After a few more beers I started thinking that this bastards gotta pay for swinging a stick at me.   

Just before closing time, me and me mate went out to the carpark and found his Cortina.
We found an old news paper and I pumped a log onto it and then packed his door handle with the deposit. 

The rest speaks for itself and he never came back again. 

Unless I'm mistaken, that's a TE or TF Cortina Mick, not that it matters, they were all heaps of schidt! My Cuz has a mint TC with the 200 cube 6 in it and it goes like a rocket, but it's a typical English design, and something fails to function just about every time he takes it for a drive.

When the wife was pregnant with my oldest boy, she used to spend a lot of time in the garden of the house we had in West Heidelberg (not by choice, mind you, it was an Army house so I had no option but to live in that Hell Hole, but I digress) My wife is only a little girl, and she looked quite cute bobbing up and down pulling weeds and planting flowers all those years ago.

One day I came home early from work and saw someone bobbing in the garden, so, thinking it was her, I sneaked around the corner (we lived on a corner block with the driveway around the side) to surprise her. Much to my surprise however, it was an old bloke of around 75 taking a dump in my garden!

I said, "What the Fcuk are you doing, taking a dump in my garden???" And he replied, "I was walking home from Northland (shopping centre) and I realised that I wasn't going to make it home, so I had no choice!" Well, you can't go around bashing old folks, so I said, "Well I can't go around bashing old folks, so it's your lucky day grandpa, (he wasn't my grandpa, I just called him that because we hadn't been introduced, and anyway, I wasn't going to shake his hand, fool me once, and all that............) but you're not going to leave that thing where my poor pregnant wife might trip over it, so you make sure you take it with you!" And I left him to his (unfinished) business.

I gave the old bugger an hour then went back to inspect the garden, and true enough, there wasn't anything left for my poor pregnant wife to trip over, so he must have put it in his shopping bag, along with his groceries. He could have left a couple of cans as a "thank you, and I'm sorry I had to take a dump in your wife's lovely garden" gesture, but he didn't, and that really pissed me off.

[Bailgang]

You boys from Oz are freaking me out here with all this talk about taking dumps. I'd be really pissed if I were to meet one of you, shake your hand and afterwards notice your dirty fingernails because I couldn't keep myself from wondering what that crud under your fingernails was. 

[mick7504]

Here's another sh1t story before we all get tucked into bed. 

Do you remember the TC Cortinas.
Back in the 70's we use to drink gallons of beer at the Brecknock pub in Adelaide.
There was this fella there that always use to make a #$%* of himself after a few and he also use to hog the 8 ball table which pissed everyone off. 

Well I fronted him up one night and the prick took a swing at me with the pool cue. 
So I grabbed it before it smashed into my lolly and snapped it in half across my knee.
Then I stuck the jagged end into his shirt at about belly button height and gave it a twist. 

So I said to him, here's your choices #$%*, you either settle down right now or become an instant human satay. 
Well he opted for first choice so I untwisted his shirt.

After a few more beers I started thinking that this bastards gotta pay for swinging a stick at me.   

Just before closing time, me and me mate went out to the carpark and found his Cortina.
We found an old news paper and I pumped a log onto it and then packed his door handle with the deposit. 

The rest speaks for itself and he never came back again. 

Unless I'm mistaken, that's a TE or TF Cortina Mick, not that it matters, they were all heaps of schidt! My Cuz has a mint TC with the 200 cube 6 in it and it goes like a rocket, but it's a typical English design, and something fails to function just about every time he takes it for a drive.

When the wife was pregnant with my oldest boy, she used to spend a lot of time in the garden of the house we had in West Heidelberg (not by choice, mind you, it was an Army house so I had no option but to live in that Hell Hole, but I digress) My wife is only a little girl, and she looked quite cute bobbing up and down pulling weeds and planting flowers all those years ago.

One day I came home early from work and saw someone bobbing in the garden, so, thinking it was her, I sneaked around the corner (we lived on a corner block with the driveway around the side) to surprise her. Much to my surprise however, it was an old bloke of around 75 taking a dump in my garden!

I said, "What the Fcuk are you doing, taking a dump in my garden???" And he replied, "I was walking home from Northland (shopping centre) and I realised that I wasn't going to make it home, so I had no choice!" Well, you can't go around bashing old folks, so I said, "Well I can't go around bashing old folks, so it's your lucky day grandpa, (he wasn't my grandpa, I just called him that because we hadn't been introduced, and anyway, I wasn't going to shake his hand, fool me once, and all that............) but you're not going to leave that thing where my poor pregnant wife might trip over it, so you make sure you take it with you!" And I left him to his (unfinished) business.

I gave the old bugger an hour then went back to inspect the garden, and true enough, there wasn't anything left for my poor pregnant wife to trip over, so he must have put it in his shopping bag, along with his groceries. He could have left a couple of cans as a "thank you, and I'm sorry I had to take a dump in your wife's lovely garden" gesture, but he didn't, and that really pissed me off.

They use to do the meanest roll backs with a 250 cross flow in 'em. 
They were a POS though.

The front brakes were similar to a HG Holden but the Poms designed the rear brakes and I'd get pissed off working on them. 

[mick7504]

You boys from Oz are freaking me out here with all this talk about taking dumps. I'd be really pissed if I were to meet one of you, shake your hand and afterwards notice your dirty fingernails because I couldn't keep myself from wondering what that crud under your fingernails was. 

One things for certain mate.
If you ever shook the hand of that fella that owned the Cortina, it'd be the biggest handful of sh1t that you've ever held.