Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[motocyconomad]

skateboarding and motocycle events at the same times too far apart to make both pisses me off

[faux fiddy]

My favorite day has  "turd" in the middle.

[Terry in Australia]

Holy smokes I got some kind of "bug" or virus last night that put my immune system into whoop-ass mode. Within maybe one or 2 hours I went from feeling fine with a temp of around 97 to me shaking and shivering with a temp of 102. I had both a sweat shirt and sweat pants on with 2 blankets piled on and I still shivered as if I was in the antarctic. I've never ever shivered that bad in fact I thought my wife was going to have to take me to the ER it spooked me so much. I wake up this morn though with my temp back down to normal and I'm feeling fine again. WTF?

I get like that the day before payday..........

[Terry in Australia]

Nic pic Mick, we had some really good stormy weather last night, I had to drive my 86 year old Dad to his Lions Club meeting, and when I was sitting in the lounge room of his house, I was watching the trees bending over at right angles, fark it was fierce!

At least we haven't had any fires like those poor buggers in New South, but once we get a bit of dry weather the psycho's will be out lighting fires again. if I see any, I'll shoot the baastards with my .58 Springfield, and that'll piss 'em right off!

We get some bloody nice afternoon skies here at this time of the year mate.
Sky Blue on one side and as black as a ******* arse on the other with a flash of lightening chucked in.

The weather bods reckon that we're gonna be in for another good cyclone season this year with the ol' El Nino effect cruising around.
I think that it comes across from Sth America and originates in Peru.

The 'ol mate Andre went to Peru for a visit last year with his missus.
I asked him what Peru piss tasted like and he reckoned that it was yellow and fizzy but apart from that he sounded a bit pissed off that his missus made him go there. 

If you find any of those phsyco's lightin' fires mate, give the pricks a dose of the Springfield and send 'em up.
I've got the keys to the digger which digs a bit deeper than 6 foot. 

No worries Mick, in the days the days after the "Black Saturday" fires that killed nearly 200 here, there were over 100 fires deliberately lit. The cops have got a data base of all the known fire bugs in Victoria, I've got a mate who's a cop, I wonder if he'd give me a copy? If he did, we could employ that excavator to it's full potential mate, I'll get Jeff to load me a heap of .58 black powder ammo, and I'll fill up a refrigerator truck and send 'em up to you for disposal.............

[Magpie]

My wife! She's going through some kind of change and it's hell on wheels!  Cliff.

[goldarrow]

Worked so hard on the bike for the past couple of weeks, took it out for a ride to work the first chance you get.  Parked it in the parking lot, 3 hours later came out to admire your bike, only to find out your bike was tipped over!!! Pissed!!! Front end out of alightment, rear fender bent, foot brake lever bent AND Scratches on brand new exhaust  I was soooo PISSED...

[dave500]

thats just a real piss off,do you think it was pushed on purpose or backed into by a car?

[spazz1984]

My wife! She's going through some kind of change and it's hell on wheels!  Cliff.

Your too

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[goldarrow]

thats just a real piss off,do you think it was pushed on purpose or backed into by a car?

Most likely was backed into by a car, don't think it was intentional as I have always parked in that same spot.  But then again, my bike is so orange! How cans they missed it?!?!

This one that got tipped over

[spazz1984]

thats just a real piss off,do you think it was pushed on purpose or backed into by a car?

Most likely was backed into by a car, don't think it was intentional as I have always parked in that same spot.  But then again, my bike is so orange! How cans they missed it?!?!

This one that got tipped over

Its would be a little hard to miss that beauty . I would have spotted that beauty from across the parking lot

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[Frostyboy]

Worked so hard on the bike for the past couple of weeks, took it out for a ride to work the first chance you get.  Parked it in the parking lot, 3 hours later came out to admire your bike, only to find out your bike was tipped over!!! Pissed!!! Front end out of alightment, rear fender bent, foot brake lever bent AND Scratches on brand new exhaust  I was soooo PISSED...

Your being pissed off at that is certainly justified! It's so sad that somebody would just drive away if they knocked it over without at least standing it back up again, let alone for not trying to find you. 

[dave500]

at shops if i park and see the car next to me has its steer wheels on full lock or it just looks wrong i take its rego and colour,then if its been scraped and its the colour you have them,most people just cant park and we all have power steering now etc?

[kghost]

at shops if i park and see the car next to me has its steer wheels on full lock or it just looks wrong i take its rego and colour,then if its been scraped and its the colour you have them,most people just cant park and we all have power steering now etc?

Cept me Dave lol

[Terry in Australia]

thats just a real piss off,do you think it was pushed on purpose or backed into by a car?

Most likely was backed into by a car, don't think it was intentional as I have always parked in that same spot.  But then again, my bike is so orange! How cans they missed it?!?!

This one that got tipped over

No offence Goldy, and you have my full sympathy of course, but that exhaust system is the ugliest looking, most ill fitting system I've ever seen! No doubt it works great, but in my (less than humble) opinion, it ruins the aesthetics of an otherwise very nice looking bike. I know that'll probably piss you off, so my apologies in advance, but to me, it looks like schidt. Sorry again. Cheers, Terry.  

[goldarrow]

Terry, no problem mate, If I had paid full price for the pipes, I would really be pissed off at your comment. 

Now only if I can find real yoshi pipes, I would be happy. 

And this is how I released my anger when I rode it home.  Revved my bike most of the way home through the traffic so that I pissed everybody off on freeway, especially those that have windows down.  I felt like I was defying the law and waiting to get ticket for loud pipes

[petercb750]

Jeezus Terry, don't kick him while he's down mate!
I'm pissed off that I'm not at Phillip Island.....

[Terry in Australia]

Jeezus Terry, don't kick him while he's down mate!
I'm pissed off that I'm not at Phillip Island.....

Geez Pete, if I'd apologised in advance anymore, I would have smoked his bloody pole! Ha ha, but I know that you wouldn't have ridden your Trailer Sailers to the Island, you would have driven, (no offence, sorry sorry, suck suck, spit, dribble dribble...........) which would be a good thing mate, I was watching the poor buggers on the "Barry Sheene" ride on Thursday as the rain was coming in sideways and the wind was blowing tree branches on top of them.

I had thought about riding my big black 'Wang down to East Sale, and even though it's superior wet weather protection would have been much better than the other mere mortals participating, it still would have been crapola. Nice today and tomorrow though, so they'll be able to dry out before they ride back home. Cheers, and sorry again.........

[mick7504]

My wife! She's going through some kind of change and it's hell on wheels!  Cliff.

I understand what you mean there Cliff.
My misses has been going through some kind of change for the past 20 odd years. 

She told me that she thinks that she's getting that "M" thing (Woman's business)   
I told her that from my observations that everything is still exactly the same as it was from day 1.
That pissed her off. 

It'll test ya out mate. 

[petercb750]

I must be getting old, was out on the R today and got a sore butt after about 1hr...that pisses me off. Can you imagine 10hrs to PI?
Old, soft and boney....

[Terry in Australia]

Yeah, the "R" stands for "Race" Pete, and that's why racers ride so fast, they want to get back in the pits and off their uncomfortable fcuking race bikes!

You should get a tow bar for your K2 and tow the "R" behind it so you can just pose around the track then tow it home again. Maybe a pile cushion on the K2 seat would be appropriate?

I'm taking the stoopid fcucking Laverda Jota bars and Guliani seat off my K1 before I ride it to the classic, I only rode it for about half an hour last Saturday and my back, shoulders and wrists were aching! I turned around, stopped at the Epping RSL and won $1640 on a poker machine, and with the 200 I won on Thursday night while waiting for my Dad, that'll just about pay for the FJ1200 I just bought.

This is just one of my mate John's CB1100R's. I think he's got at least 4, one of each model, and the sister bike to the one that won the Castrol 6 Hour. His garage cost over $200,000 and has a heated concrete floor, airconditioning, and carpet. He recently bought $20,000 worth of genuine spares from a dealer in Sydney who was closing down and had a lot of "R" parts. My mate John is a great guy, but he still pisses me off...........

[petercb750]

Your mate John pisses me off so much I want him to be my best mate.

The K2 is actually pretty comfy, and I spent about 4hrs in the saddle on the 400 the other day, and even that was fine, but fk me, the R is a pain in the butt, literally! But the noise and oomph is very addictive 

[Terry in Australia]

Your mate John pisses me off so much I want him to be my best mate.

The K2 is actually pretty comfy, and I spent about 4hrs in the saddle on the 400 the other day, and even that was fine, but fk me, the R is a pain in the butt, literally! But the noise and oomph is very addictive 

I think we should have a race around the Island Pete, you on your "R" and me on my FJ1200, I reckon they'd both be pretty evenly matched? (and if I drop mine, I'd just leave it there...........)

[petercb750]

Thinking of doing the parade lap at the Classic, maybe we could break away from the pack and go for it 
That'd piss off the organisers....

[Terry in Australia]

Thinking of doing the parade lap at the Classic, maybe we could break away from the pack and go for it 
That'd piss off the organisers....

Ken Oath mate! I reckon a few of the old racers would say 'Fcuk it" and take off after us, and the organisers would have to wait until we'd finished the "Scratch GP" scattering the poofs on their over restored Pommy schidtboxes before they could eventually eject us and resume the meeting. That'd piss 'em off!

[mick7504]

Well I've been sorting through some old books and bits and pieces today and I found this lad.
I forgot that I had it along with a heap of other dinosaur books. 

Might have to get one of those time warp capsules and stick 'em in there.
Fixing the brakes on Minis and fcuken Landrovers use to piss me off. 
How the fcuk do the too and froms (Poms) reckon that air is gonna bleed out when they put the fcuken bleed screw underneath the inlet pipe.
Tip the fcuker on it's roof I suppose. 

British engineering pisses me off.