Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[petercb750]

That's it for 2013. 
The boss just rang up from Adelaide and said GO HOME. 
Ok, if you insist. 

You bloody beauty. 
Might smash a few Crownies into me guts to celebrate. 

He did ask if I'd sorted out all of the SAM's (Operators)
I said WTF are you talking about mate.
He said "Self Appointed Managers" 

Now pass them Crownies over here will ya. 

Have a good one Mick.
For the first time in many years (and mainly cos I'm only 3mths into the new job) I'm working over xmas, apart from the pub hols, so not much rest here.
The good news is I got through probation, and actually won the sales award in my second month....gotta be happy with that, even included a $100 voucher...!

[mick7504]

That's it for 2013. 
The boss just rang up from Adelaide and said GO HOME. 
Ok, if you insist. 

You bloody beauty. 
Might smash a few Crownies into me guts to celebrate. 

He did ask if I'd sorted out all of the SAM's (Operators)
I said WTF are you talking about mate.
He said "Self Appointed Managers" 

Now pass them Crownies over here will ya. 

Have a good one Mick.
For the first time in many years (and mainly cos I'm only 3mths into the new job) I'm working over xmas, apart from the pub hols, so not much rest here.
The good news is I got through probation, and actually won the sales award in my second month....gotta be happy with that, even included a $100 voucher...!

Thanks Pete and have a bloody good one as w >:(ell mate.
On the snakes hiss at the missuses work Xmas party at the moment.
Pig on the spit, prawns and cold piss _ Perfect. 

Just broke up a punch up with a coupla pissed French cuunts.
They can't handle it mate.

I don't mind French cuunts, but pissed French cuunts piss me off. 
Weak as piss.
They can't handle Ozzie beer mate. 

[dave500]

we dont get frogs here we get cane toads!i got a carton of stubbies from our boss,then my mate who i just re ringed his stupid bigred honda 300 gave me a 30 can box of beer and before that tim canned a hundred 500ml cans of you beut best piss of which i got half and i already had a few left over so ive got enough piss for a whole day now!im pissed off though,i want it to last forever!


dont look at this photo too long as youll let all the cold air out of the fridge!

[mick7504]

Merry Xmas Dave and also to every one of you pissed off fcukers too. 
Just drank all of the piss at the missus Xmas party & made a cuunt of myself. 
Way to go.
They fcuken loved me.

[dave500]

well ive got a xmas surprise,ive had lefty lob up here demanding a beer,i let him have one or two thinking it would be ok seeing its an occasion,then i find out hes broken the lock off that fridge and near emptied it!,what started out as a freindly arm wrestle with this poor #$%* soon escalated into a full on fist fight,one punch can kill,but a good stomping will #$%* you right up.

now hes licking it trying to get stoned from its poison gland,he told me it was mouth to mouth resuscitation!hey frosty you wanna take this bad boy off me?

[mick7504]

Go Lefty. 

Death to the Cane Toad followed by Lucy In The Sky with Diamonds.   

I watched that George Harrison "Living in the Material World" doco the other night.
Those fckers had some good mind bending drugs.
Ravie Shanka (sp) was a cool dood.
Pissed of I wasn't there. 

[mick7504]

That cloud to the left is a fcuken tropical low developing.
Bring it on baby. 

If a fcuken cyclone develops and it's not called Russell, I'm gonna be pissed off. 

[motocyconomad]

well ive got a xmas surprise,ive had lefty lob up here demanding a beer,i let him have one or two thinking it would be ok seeing its an occasion,then i find out hes broken the lock off that fridge and near emptied it!,what started out as a freindly arm wrestle with this poor #$%* soon escalated into a full on fist fight,one punch can kill,but a good stomping will #$%* you right up.

now hes licking it trying to get stoned from its poison gland,he told me it was mouth to mouth resuscitation!hey frosty you wanna take this bad boy off me?

holy #$%* thats what I call partying, I got to make my way out someday. 

[Terry in Australia]

tim canned a hundred 500ml cans of you beut best piss of which i got half and i already had a few left over so ive got enough piss for a whole day now!im pissed off though,i want it to last forever!

Is that "Home Brew" in a can Dave? Bloody amazing, what'll they think of next? I've been shy of home brew ever since one batch of my Dad's home brew exploded in the bottles in the garage one day and we had to chuck out a couple of dozen long-necks that the necks had blown off.

It was a very sad day, I'd thought about straining the beer through a tea strainer so I wouldn't swallow any glass, but in the end they just went down the drain. We had to go up the pub and hold a wake for those 2 dozen dead soldiers, very sad............   

[mick7504]

Congrats on surviving another working year Mick! I spent 3 or 4 hours out in the garage polishing fcuking CB750 engine covers, what a priick of a job! Being another warm day I was only wearing shorts and a singlet and thongs, so when I came in for a shower I looked like Santa does after sliding down several million chimneys.

I found a couple of icy cold half litre bottles of Kopparburg cider and am now flushing the polishing rouge outta the inside of my mouth. Tomorrow I'm gonna reinstall the top end of the engine, and hopefully it'll be all finished by the time Mike comes to collect it on Monday.

Thanks mate.
Its been a full on year and it's now a good feeling to wind off a bit.

Hopefully I'll get some bike time over the next few weeks.
There's always something on the go around this joint though.

The missus has to take me to find my car now.
I left it somewhere last night after getting myself fuelled up. 

I remember sinking free piss and eating prawns and pork and washing that down with a coupla JD's and then it all went blank after that. 

I also member a coupla French lads that me and the ol' mate Spotty had to sort out last night and there's no bark missing anywhere so it's all good. 

[mick7504]

Well, it's Xmas Eve in Oz and the Xmas lights are flashing away on the tree while we wait in anticipation for Santa and Rudolph to rock up. 

It was the old last minute roar around the joint and blow some hard earned cash on gifts to keep the spirit alive.
The last chore today was to make sure that there was more than enough alcohol to fulfil the festivities tomorrow because the pubs are closed on Xmas day and that pisses me off. 

So anyway, I got back home with the Toyota full of cartons of beer and wine and Wild Turkey only to find out that the missus has got me beer fridge full of Xmas tucker.
Fcuk I was pissed off. 

Anyway, after a bit of adjusting the fridge contents and arguing about what should go where, everyone's a happy camper. 

Merry Xmas men and be pissed off and smile and laugh all at the same time. 

[demon78]

Have a good one Mick and the rest.
Bill the demon.

[mick7504]

Thanks Bill

Best wishes to you mate.
The good thing is, that even though there's miles and miles of water between us, we're buddys.

How good is that.   

Take care Bill and I'll sink a coldie or maybe a few more for you mate.     

Mick

[demon78]

Mick thanks, me daughter collects medium priced single malts so part of Xmas will be saying oh that's no bad, now what about the Islay over there or just a wee splash of in cask one.
Bill the demon.

[Terry in Australia]

Merry Christmas men! (and ladies) I'm a tad pissed off that for some reason I've got a mild headache this Christmas morn.

Every year we have the wife's family over to our place for a Christmas Eve BBQ, and so I stocked the beer fridge with 3 slabs on Monday, (Crownies, Corona and Cider, the three "C"s) and bought a stack of steaks, chops, snags and burgers.

Yesterday I cleaned the patio, cleaned the Barbie, sent my son up to the servo to buy a bottle of gas (my bottle felt pretty full, but I wasn't gonna risk running out) and grab a couple of bags of ice to dump in the esky for the kids soft drinks.

I hadn't put the lights up and wasn't game to climb up on the roof, so just stapled 'em up in the carport and patio, and hung some solar lights on the side fence and declared that good enough.

I cracked my first can (of cider) at around 11am when Mike came over to look at his engine and drop off his rolling chassis, and as the day was warming up, I kept myself well hydrated from the beer fridge.

Our guests started rolling in at around 5.30, and I shoved a drink in their hands, then fired up the barbie. I did a bloody fantastic job of burning all the meat to a carbon-esque state, and continued to entertain anyone within earshot, until everyone decided that the mossies were feasting on them and they decided to go inside. Funny, I didn't see a mossie all night? I guess I was just lucky.

Then the silly buggers accidentally locked me out and for some reason I couln't attract anyone's attention throught the glass sliding door to let me in, so I had to entertain myself until after everyone went home and the wife finally remembered me and let me back in? God she's getting forgetfull lately!

Anyway, I came inside and watched the Christmas Carols on TV and had my last Bourbon and coke at around 1 am, and wandered off to bed. I woke up at around 5am for a slash, then back to bed for a few more hours, and apart from this mild headache, all in all, I've survived another Christmas Eve.

Sadly I won't be drinking much today as I have to drive the wife and son to my mother in laws for Christmas lunch, but my sister and her family are coming over tomorrow night for a barbie, so the barbie and the beer fridge will be working overtime. 

Have a great Christmas everyone, I hope your Christmas day will be full of joy and celebration, of friendship and bonhomie, and maybe some new tools or a few bike parts.......... Cheers, Terry.    

[demon78]

Hey Terry happy holidays from the snowy north. Well more like icy north.

Bill the demon.

[faux fiddy]

Hey Terry happy holidays from the snowy north. Well more like icy north.

Bill the demon.

We had the ice falling out of the trees today.  Kinda icy down in the southern planes a bit this pre-winter. Looks beautiful in the sun, but I  slipped and almost fell on a puddle the other night

Ice pisses me off sometimes.  Wish we could send the next batch down for you guys to keep your beer cool.

[OldSchool_IsCool]

I'm not questioning that your drunken arse got locked out of the house for the duration of the party, Terry, it's the "accidentally" part that's up for debate. I think ur wife's memory is just fine!

[scunny]

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my thought as well

[Bailgang]

This is what happened to my brothers small Ford farm tractor that he left outside the other night in the freezing rain without covering the exhaust pipe and then tried starting it the next day.

[dave500]

wow they used snakes for push rods?

[faux fiddy]

wow they used snakes for push rods?

That's what snake oil is for.

[mick7504]

Just fcuked an oil scraper ring.
You fcuken dirty cuunt. 
Fcuk I'm pissed off. 

I was having a good run and then the missus yells out "TEAS READY"
So like a fcuken idiot I started hurrying up and caught the fcuka on the bottom of the sleeve and fcuked it.

Well it's only a bit outta shape but I'm not gonna take a chance with it.
You can get a set of rings for 1 piston for about 30 bucks from JE outta the States  but I want 'em right fcuken now. 

Having tea on time has just fcuked me up and I'm pissed off. 

[dave500]

"teas ready"? you #$%*ing serious?now if it was "beers ready"then i could understand!

[mick7504]

I know mate.
I have to get me own beers but that's ok. 
I'm fcuken kicking myself in the arse now. 
Fcuken oath I'm pissed off. 

There's a cold chook in the fridge with the beers and that woulda done  for tea.
Cold chooks and cold beers puts lead in ya pencil and a rubber on the end. 

But I've still got a fcuked ring I'm pissed off.