Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[Terry in Australia]

That's OK Bill, we've all got our own opinions and experiences, and none are more or less important. A friend of mine is Heinrich Himmler's great nephew, and you wouldn't meet a nicer bloke. It's a funny old world. Cheers, Terry.

[demon78]

Yeah it is Terry I think any war that's over 100 years old should be collectively forgotten because unless the "Oppressors" are actively raising their children to keep on oppressing then it's counter productive to keep on rehashing what happened to poor uncle Angus 200 years ago and how the bastards manhandled granny Karla in Sudatenland. Things change and there are too many hatreds dredged from the past, hell I even have Kipper friends and talk to Yanks so if I can rise above mythical injustices from centuries ago  every one else can to.
Bill the demon.

[martin99]

This might piss off a few people in another thread that's running at the moment, but the Tour de France pisses me off. It came through my neck of the woods today, en route to London, loads of roads closed off making it a pain in the arse to get anywhere and clogging up all the pavements with lycra-clad old men with shaved legs most of whom who weren't even on a bicycle, just 'dressed for the occasion'. Now I'm not casting any aspersions, but what the fcuk is that all about? I don't walk down the street in my leathers unless I've just got off a fcuken motorbike, if you see someone wandering around like that without the obvious mode of transport you start to wonder don't you? If I walked around wearing a latex suit I'd soon get pulled by the local constabulary but the fetishists masquerading as cyclists get away with it. We don't have the wide open roads some of you fellas might have, in the build up to this there have been more of the buggers about creating a danger for us road tax paying motorists, you turn a sharp bend and there in front of you there might appear two or three of them riding side by side, often there's at least one smart fcuker with a camera on his helmet waiting to capture 'proof' that it was the motorist's fault they ended up in a ditch. Arrogant fcukers reckon they've got as much right to be on the road as anyone else, but contribute nothing to the highways budget and create a menace to everyone else. It was the same for the Olympics in 2012, when the velodrome was in use every bastard on a pushbike thought they were Chris Hoy and made the roads bloody murder. And why do they shave their legs anyway?

[Retro Rocket]

And why do they shave their legs anyway?

Because they are all gay...   in the nicest way possible...

[martin99]

Well, I did ask one once. I thought it was to make them more streamlined and faster but no, I was told it was because it made their legs look more muscular in photos. So I think you're right - they're gay

[demon78]

Are you sure it's shaving  and not Nair. I to wonder #$%* if I had to shave my legs with all the scars, lumps and bumps I'd probably bleed to death.
Bill the demon

[Retro Rocket]

Are you sure it's shaving  and not Nair. I to wonder #$%* if I had to shave my legs with all the scars, lumps and bumps I'd probably bleed to death.
Bill the demon

Bill, you know far too much about hair removal products mate....

[krusty]

Well, I did ask one once. I thought it was to make them more streamlined and faster but no, I was told it was because it made their legs look more muscular in photos. So I think you're right - they're gay

They shave them because it's less painfull when they need to rip the bandaids off their gravel rash. Wimps.

[demon78]

RR once upon a time I had a wife with great pins that kept them smooth and being a keen observer of female ritual discovered there are many ways to smooth legs.
Bill the demon.

[petercb750]

Middle fkn aged fat gutted fkn saggy arsed men in fkn lycra and click clack shoes, riding around on gay fkn pushbikes, hogging the road and cafe seats while they sip fkn lattes and stuff fkn donuts into their fat faces and expecting fkn special privileges and respect cos they're fkn gay really fkn piss me off.

Thank you, I feel better.

On the other hand, young fit attractive ladies in tight white lycra do not piss me off.

[Retro Rocket]

RR once upon a time I had a wife with great pins that kept them smooth and being a keen observer of female ritual discovered there are many ways to smooth legs.
Bill the demon.

You had me worried there for a minute...

[krusty]

Middle fkn aged fat gutted fkn saggy arsed men in fkn lycra and click clack shoes, riding around on gay fkn pushbikes, hogging the road and cafe seats while they sip fkn lattes and stuff fkn donuts into their fat faces and expecting fkn special privileges and respect cos they're fkn gay really fkn piss me off.

Thank you, I feel better.

On the other hand, young fit attractive ladies in tight white lycra do not piss me off.

Pete, If it maks you feel any better. The missus and I regularly ride our bikes on local cycle ways. I wear jeans, Ugg boots (sandals in summer), T shirt (and bomber jacket in winter).

[Stev-o]

I should be pissed of that Stevo referred to me as an Aussie, but I'm not. What's wrong with me ?

Kev

Sorry for the offensive post, Kev. I'd be pissed off!

[petercb750]

Middle fkn aged fat gutted fkn saggy arsed men in fkn lycra and click clack shoes, riding around on gay fkn pushbikes, hogging the road and cafe seats while they sip fkn lattes and stuff fkn donuts into their fat faces and expecting fkn special privileges and respect cos they're fkn gay really fkn piss me off.

Thank you, I feel better.

On the other hand, young fit attractive ladies in tight white lycra do not piss me off.

Pete, If it maks you feel any better. The missus and I regularly ride our bikes on local cycle ways. I wear jeans, Ugg boots (sandals in summer), T shirt (and bomber jacket in winter).

Thank fk there are some normal ones out there 

[dave500]

you meet the nicest people on a Honda and the biggest idiots on bicycles,i had one wearing one of them bullet shaped helmets trying to go fast and he past my old cummins powered international truck through a roundabout then cut across in front and turned his head and spat on the poor old truck!man that pissed me off cause the truck didn't deserve that at all!so seeing as I had a heavy load on just as I got past the dick I selected a slightly too high gear doing about 40 kays and flattened the pedal causing a beutifull thick plume off thick chunky heavy lung blocking old fashioned diesel smoke all over the guy,as the truck gained speed and the smog cleared I off course backed off and loaded the engine again,this went on for about 5 kays,#$%*en spit on my truck #$%* and the truck spits back dumbarse!i hope he looked like al jolson when he got home and was pissed off!

[petercb750]

Gold 

[Retro Rocket]

you meet the nicest people on a Honda and the biggest idiots on bicycles,i had one wearing one of them bullet shaped helmets trying to go fast and he past my old cummins powered international truck through a roundabout then cut across in front and turned his head and spat on the poor old truck!man that pissed me off cause the truck didn't deserve that at all!so seeing as I had a heavy load on just as I got past the dick I selected a slightly too high gear doing about 40 kays and flattened the pedal causing a beutifull thick plume off thick chunky heavy lung blocking old fashioned diesel smoke all over the guy,as the truck gained speed and the smog cleared I off course backed off and loaded the engine again,this went on for about 5 kays,#$%*en spit on my truck #$%* and the truck spits back dumbarse!i hope he looked like al jolson when he got home and was pissed off!

Should have just run him over Dave, would have saved you some fuel...

Funny thing, some of them are chock a block full of bravado but they don't seem to bounce very well...

[trueblue]

When we were in England, while driving through the Lake District. We were pulled up at a red light when one of those Lycra clad wanks pulled up beside us and leaned on our car. When the light turned green I launched the little diesel golf harder than I have launched a car in years. Mister Lycra kind of fell over when his leaning post disappeared from under him. I looked back to see him waving his middle finger at me. In England that must mean " Thank you for teaching me to not lean on other peoples cars in traffic, like the arrogant self absorbed piece of #$%* I am" or something to that effect

[Terry in Australia]

I don't like the Tour De France because ALL of the competitors (including the Aussies) are using performance enhancing drugs. (and I'm not talking about beer, which is also a performance enhancing drug, but legal, so that's OK)

Cycle racing would have to be the second most corrupt sport in the world, (after Soccer) Lance Armstrong is just the tip of the iceberg, and it's a shame, because I actually liked riding pushbikes when I was a kid, and going really fast on two wheels is great fun, so it pisses me off that every fcuking team out there is cheating, and pretending that they're not.

As for those d1ckheads who dress up like professional drug users, er, I mean, Cycle racers and clog our beaut roads, smash into Pete's Mini Cooper "S" front door, (and knock all the bog out, causing it to fall in half.......) ride 2 abreast when I'm fanging my FJ1200 through the twisties and almost become full sized fcuking hood ornaments, sit around outdoor cafes and complain about me smoking a durry when they're stealing everyone else's oxygen, well they can suck my sweaty balls, and I'm NOT sorry for accidentally reversing over their fcuking bikes.............    

[demon78]

Isn't Lycra or spandex shorts the same as Harley drivers leather fringes they're both wanabees the geezers trying to relive a mythical youth as far as young ladies in spandex costumes I don't care if it's white or multi colored but I notice theres not enough of them in proportion to geezers.
Bill the demon.

[dave500]

pinch one of the blokes wearing lycra on the bum then say sorry I thought you were a girl,but use a pair of pliers for the pinching bit,that oughta piss em off.

[flybox1]

pisses me off that the Germans ended the game after only 30 minutes....

[Bailgang]

Cycle racing would have to be the second most corrupt sport in the world, (after Soccer) Lance Armstrong is just the tip of the iceberg, and it's a shame, because I actually liked riding pushbikes when I was a kid, and going really fast on two wheels is great fun, so it pisses me off that every fcuking team out there is cheating, and pretending that they're not.

I tell ya what, good ole Lance was a real good bull s##t artist because he had me convinced he was clean all those years. Geez was I wrong. What I don't get is that was he so arrogant to believe that he would get away with it and nobody would ever blow the whistle on him? I wouldn't doubt that's a reason his ex main squeeze Sheryl Crow dumped him because she probably realized his BS story wouldn't last forever either and wanted out before the s##t hit the fan.

[petercb750]

As for those d1ckheads who dress up like professional drug users, er, I mean, Cycle racers and clog our beaut roads, smash into Pete's Mini Cooper "S" front door, (and knock all the bog out, causing it to fall in half.......)

Bog? BOG?? 

She missed that bit.....

[Terry in Australia]

Ha ha, I knew that would raise your hackles Pete, when I was "Terry the Car Painter" (as opposed to "Terry the Goat Fcuker", which is an entirely different story) I was unfortunate enough to be asked to paint 2 mini's, and (apart from another Pommy "Icon", an MG Magnette that I also painted, reluctantly) I've never seen so much rust and old bog. ("Bondo", for our American cousins) Great little cars, but I think they must have come out of the factory full of rust! Cheers, Terry.