Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[demon78]

Mick, agreed, there are a bunch that need their lights punched out.
Bill the demon.

[motocyconomad]

#$%* the banks. The most evil entities on earth.

[Terry in Australia]

I'm pissed off that you live so far away Joe, I want the front end and the Harley wheels! Oh well, back to the old drawing board, if I incorporate an exhaust fan and particulate filter system into my pooper lounge, it should make the surrounding environs very guest friendly indeed!

Can you incorporate a screen as well.....

No worries Pete, I'm a gentleman as you well know, so I'm thinking about using the smoked windscreen from my old bikini fairing to cover my privates while I'm snapping one off, and it'll also work well as a splash guard..........

[Terry in Australia]

This is enough to piss anyone off.
The ol' mate who's in his early 60's now has recently had one of his legs cut off because his veins were fcuked from smoking over many years.

The thing is that he loves cigarettes because it's been a part of his life and he aint stopping even though he's been told that it will eventually put him in a pine box.

So he went into the Royal Darwin Hossie for the chop job and then he got a fcuken bone infection that prolonged the stay.
Eventually, he came good and they let him out in a wheel chair.

In the meantime, his missus had been battling cancer and she died just after he got home.
 To top things off, the fcuken bank foreclosed on his mortgage and he lost his house.

 So now he's staying with his son who's a useless bastard that doesn't do the right thing and is happy not to get a fcuken job but instead to smoke weed and drink piss and is a general bludger.

I'd like to punch the #$%*s lights out because that pisses me off. 

That is a piss-off Mick, it's a pity he's already moved out because my brother in Townsville's in the same boat (Diabetes type 2, amputated foot etc etc) and when the bank tried to take his house off him social services (or whatever they're called) stepped in and it looks like he'll be allowed to live in it for the rest of his life?

The poor pr1ck was sh1tting himself because he didn't think he'd have a roof over his head, and he needs a place with wheelchair access etc, so here's hoping that he'll be OK, he's paid the bank way more in interest than he borrowed anyway, so I reckon they should fcuk off and pick on someone else! Cheers, Terry.    

[petercb750]

I'm pissed off that you live so far away Joe, I want the front end and the Harley wheels! Oh well, back to the old drawing board, if I incorporate an exhaust fan and particulate filter system into my pooper lounge, it should make the surrounding environs very guest friendly indeed!

Can you incorporate a screen as well.....

No worries Pete, I'm a gentleman as you well know, so I'm thinking about using the smoked windscreen from my old bikini fairing to cover my privates while I'm snapping one off, and it'll also work well as a splash guard..........

Haha, your imagination has no boundaries

[trueblue]

The old water truck at work is on its last legs, should have been put off the road years ago, about 6 months ago it locked up the RH front drive wheel.  To get it back to the workshop I had to pull the pin on the booster and hammer the 'S' cam back to get it to release.  When we got it back to the workshop I said to the boss that I would pull it apart then and there.  He told me to leave it, he would do it on the weekend.  Not a problem, I'll leave it. 

Well fast forward 6 months to today, the old truck came into the workshop at lunch time for the first time since said booster incident.  I find that the truck still has the booster disconnected.  The boss obviously never fixed it on the weekend.  Well the driver turns around to me at 1 o'clock and starts barking orders at me to get the brake fixed, as the truck has to go to work at 6 on Monday morning.  I politely told him to #$%* off, if he wanted the #$%*ing brake fixed help himself to the #$%*ing tools.  They should have #$%*en brought it in sooner, not at the 11th hour before it needs to go to work.  Especially only a short time before I'm going home.  #$%*ing dickhead #$%*ing truck drivers who couldn't organise a #$%* in a brothel piss me right off. 

[dave500]

tell the driver to see the boss who said he would do it six months ago and they can hold hands and pass each other tools?

[trueblue]

The way they carry on you would think they spend all day playing with each others tools.

[Bailgang]

I took off work early today so I could get to my local license branch (DMV) to get plates for my GL only to find out the bike has an Illinois title so I have to wait till a cop shows up to inspect the bike and it's VIN# before I can get plates and the rate it's taking a cop to show up it may be too late. Yeah I'm pissed, I assumed it was an Indiana title not an out of state title. 

[Terry in Australia]

Pull out your gun Scott, that'll get the cops running!

[Bailgang]

Pull out your gun Scott, that'll get the cops running!

You got that right. Well anyhow a cop did finally show up about an hour after I first called, he checked the VIN# and it came up clean and handed me the paper work the license branch as they call them in Indiana would need to transfer the title in my name and get a license plate for it. It's all mandatory procedure when transferring the registration of a vehicle that has an out of state title/registration. To save time while waiting for the cop my wife went to our insurance agent to get the bike insured  because proof of insurance is another thing the license branch needed before giving me a plate. I got there with a half hour to spare before they closed so the bike is all legal to ride now.

[Terry in Australia]

Good work mate, make sure you post some pics once you're on the road!

[mick7504]

Last Thursday, I near on did meself in.
We had a couple of shipping containers dropped off at the workshop and there was a pile of sh1t that had to be moved first to get 'em in.

As usual, every #$%* dissapeared because it was a hot dusty #$%* of a job.
Well the wheels on the forklift started spinning in the dirt so I jumped off and man handled these hot mongol pipes.

Then I went arse up onto a hot pile of steel and dropped like a bag of sh1t.
There was no way of breaking the fall because I was hauling these fcuken hot pipes backwards.

That put a hole in my hand, fcuked my wrist, blew the left elbow out like a cricket ball and fcuked my back and guts.
You fcuken beauty.

Luckily, the 'ol mate Shannon rocked up and took me up to the airconed office.
Because we've got this accreditation thing, your supposed to file an incident and a corrective action report.

As it happened, we couldn't find a fcuken pen to fill out the incident report and Shannon's corrective action was to put an ice pack on my fcuked elbow and guts and a nice cold stubby of beer in my hand to cool off a bit.

The General Manager laughed his guts out when I told him but the fcuken auditors are gunna be pissed off if they hear about this. 

[Terry in Australia]

Yep, I got in the sh1t for not filling out an incident report when I broke a rib back in 2008 Mick. My (then) Operations manager was sucking up to the National Manager, so got me to do a favor for him. The National Manager's (who's not a bad bloke anyway, so I didn't mind) father in law bought an engine for an old Dodge car from a bloke in Frankston, but needed it picked up and freighted to Perth.

I had a portable engine crane, so when my boss asked me if I'd go pick up the engine, I thought, "Why not, it'll break the boredom" so off me and my offsider went, to collect it. When we got there, the old bloke who was selling it let me back the ute up to his carport, and the only problem was the engine was sitting in a garden bed and I needed to drag it across the dirt onto the concrete before I could lift it with the crane into the back of the pickup.

Now this was a big 6 cylinder cast iron lump, and probably weighed half a ton. My offsider was useless, so it was mostly me dragging the engine across while he steadied it. Anyway, I'm pulling the thing while in a crouch, and I felt something go "crack" in my guts. Ouch! We kept going, finally got it hooked up to the crane and slung it into the back of the Ford. We packed it all up, thanked the old bloke, and drove back to Laverton where we used the fork to take it off, banded it on a pallet and it was on it's way to Perth that arvo.

That was on a Friday, on the following Monday I went to Tassie to do some Chocko (Army Reserve) work, and as I was unloading the truck my ribs were getting pretty sore, so the nurse sent me off to the Hobart hospital, and they did an XRay and confirmed thet the rib was busted. No biggie, they just wrapped a tight bandage around it, and I was good to go.

When I got back I was telling the new Operations Manager about it, and when she realised that I'd busted my rib at work, she got up me for not filling out an incident report. I thought, "What the fcuk for?" I wasn't claiming compo, I didn't take a sickie, and by the time I came back from the two week chocko exercise, it was probably healed anyway. Pointless Incident reports piss me off..........    

[mick7504]

Yeah mate, the boss knows that it's a crock of sh1t for nancy's but some
if not most of these soft cocks like to play on it.
Any excuse and they'll have a fcuken sook.

The one thing I learnt from the other day was that a bloke doesn't bounce as good as he use to and that pisses me off. 

[Terry in Australia]

Yeah Mick, we've got a bloke like that at one of our stores, he's on workcover (bulging disc) and refuses to do any work, (even paperwork) won't drive the fork (but drives a big fcuking monster 4WD that's taller than me) and has taken more time off work this year than he's attended.

While he's sitting around doing nothing, he whinges about how the company we all work for are a bunch of krunts, which has brought the morale down so low, two of his co-workers have left in the last two months. Why is he still there? Workcover won't let us get rid of him, we can't even move him out of the store, the little Pommy bludger! That pisses me off also..........  

[demon78]

Bounce versus splat I remember bounce after dropping the bike, falling, whatever, most of the time I could tell you where and what my body was doing at any given micro second, now, after the incident I look up at the world and say WTF and have no idea how I got there and that is really scary. The change means that now I don't analyze  anymore how not do it. It means that I have to avoid getting close now, I wonder what this means for my Ilse of Man aspirations.
Bill the demon.

[mick7504]

It really makes me bloody wonder about these fcukas.
This started years ago when if they didn't have a cotton wool nest, there'd be a fcuken uproar.

It's times like these (and I'm not going there) when you have to stand up and take on and bury the sh1t of this earth.

It'll be ok and it'll happen but these bludgers had better learn real quick how to pull their fcuken boots on and kick a few heads that aren't required.

[Terry in Australia]

That's the problem Mick, big companies just accept that they'll end up with a percentage of bludgers and budget for workcover payments, so these fcukers get a free ride. I've been working as a contractor for the last twelve years, and there are people still on workcover from 12 years ago. A (small) percentage of them are genuine, and the rest are just rorting the system and making a mockery of the system.

When I worked for the Melbourne City Council Street sweeping contract, a sweeper driver (working on his own) reported that he'd fallen off the sweeper when he was cleaning out the vacuum chute, and injured his knee. He was off for months, had surgery on his knee, and eventually (against his wishes) had to come back to work (I had to pick the pr1ck up because he lived near me) to shuffle papers in the office. All of the sweepers had to be modified to provide larger steps on them, at a cost of thousands of dollars.

I was talking to one of his co-workers, and he told me that what really happened was that he fell off the roof of his house when putting up a pergola, and was limping when he turned up for work, but of course, no-one wanted to dob him in, so he got away with it. I went to work for another defence contractor (I was only there temporarily) so I lost contact with the guys there, but they were pissed off that he was bludging on the system too. Cheers, Terry.

[ThomasD883]

I'm pissed properly . Woke up at 3:00 on tuesday night to a thunderous crash. Looked out of my second story window to find whatever #$%* had crashed at this hour. Mind you my area has had 3 bad accidents with parked cars in the last year. So expecting to be a witness i look around and around  and finally look back at my off street parking to find a suburban sitting in my parking pad. Where i had parked my bike 4 hours prior. I run downstairs and outside to find my bike smashed up against my girlfriends car.



Went to grab a phone, could tell he was drunk, so i started moving fast, little #$%* decides to try to roll home, 8 houses down. So... i ran downstairs and in no calm manner told said little #$%* to get out of the car. he obliged. Police arrive. Sobritey test is administered, he flunked, should've studied i suppose. declines the breathalyzer and gets carted off to the slammer. I hope some one hought he had a pretty lil mouth. So he wrecked my bike and my girls car which sums up our available wheels save my work truck. got the estimates. 2700 to the car qnd 1100 to the bike, not counting the seat he ruined or the damage to the property. 

Little entitled 22yo punk daddys car driving drunks piss me off. little #$%* lives 8 houses down, just couldnt behave that long, its a damn shame.

[dave500]

man that's #$%*,real #$%*,at least he lives close by and didn't drive away like often happens,hes insurance will be null and void id imagine so hope yours goes and gets him,how #$%*ed up is that?safely parked away and get hit!

[ThomasD883]

Yeah i see probation and big money coming soon for that boy.Kid was so drunk he could barely talk. Almost hit a woman leaving work from below our apartment. 30 seconds later she would have been on the sidewalk he jumped. Insurance has already cut us a check. Hope that piece of #$%* gets some tim behind bars to think about the future. Be great if i could run into him around town

[krusty]

Not a happy camper tonight. My 1975 Rock-Ola jukebox is broke. It wont change records. I'm sure it's gonna piss me off trying to find some one who knows how to fix these things.
I had a similar situation a while ago with a Charlies Angels pinball machine. The electronics were getting so unrliable I eventually sold it. That pissed me kids off.

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

Time pisses me off.

[OldSchool_IsCool]

Gravity has me irked.