Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[750cafe]

Hey, How old do ya have to be before all this sh1t happens?
 I'm in a 56 year old body with a 38 year old mind,still commando, tell me I'm safe until the 70's, please.
 Where can I download the manual for this vintage body and find out about all the rest of the parts that wear out before the power plant quits.
How come we always have to learn stuff this way ? It's like learning about sex from your older friends when you were 13....4 years before sex ed. in school, which was  at least  2 years too late  in my neck of the woods.
 Just the thought of this being the norm that I can look forward to, is a kind of pissin me off.

I'm in the same exact boat as you age wise. How did we get stuck with a body that doesn't seem to understand that we are 38???
That, pisses me off too!!!   

Eric

[faux fiddy]

Hey, How old do ya have to be before all this sh1t happens?
 I'm in a 56 year old body with a 38 year old mind,still commando, tell me I'm safe until the 70's, please.
 Where can I download the manual for this vintage body and find out about all the rest of the parts that wear out before the power plant quits.
How come we always have to learn stuff this way ? It's like learning about sex from your older friends when you were 13....4 years before sex ed. in school, which was  at least  2 years too late  in my neck of the woods.
 Just the thought of this being the norm that I can look forward to, is a kind of pissin me off.

I'm in the same exact boat as you age wise. How did we get stuck with a body that doesn't seem to understand that we are 38???
That, pisses me off too!!!   

Eric

Yeah, you change the oil and filter in your car every 3,000 miles, and lucky to have a dependable car for 15-20 years, often much less.

I still have  original fluids except coolant,  original liver and kidneys.  It gets expensive to change those out.

[petercb750]

I think a regular service does wonders for your body and general outlook on life. I try to get serviced as often as possible.
Not getting serviced pisses me off.

[vfourfreak]

I'm 57 but I have the body of a 35 year old. One of these days she will look for it back.

Then I'll be pissed off.

Kev

[demon78]

Kev at 75 I would settle for bodies in the range of 30-50
Bill the demon.

[70CB750]

What a bunch of whining old farts 

[Duke McDukiedook]

I think a regular service does wonders for your body and general outlook on life. I try to get serviced as often as possible.
Not getting serviced pisses me off.

Amen. Please relay this to my wife. 

[70CB750]

People who stand in the bathroom with smartphone in hand - do they actually have an App for the urinal?

[Retro Rocket]

People who stand in the bathroom with smartphone in hand - do they actually have an App for the urinal?

It saves them writing instructions on the toilet paper....

[demon78]

70CB750 whining old farts, hah be thankful that we cater to your prejudices other wise you short timers wouldn't know whats coming up consider it a gift from the more mature members.
Bill the demon.

[vfourfreak]

What a bunch of whining old farts 

Soon you will catch up to us !

Kev

[rb550four]

Holy cow , I've been running this recent conversation through my head all day, I'm not just pissed off but terrified.
  Filters in these bodies (Air and oil) would be an awful thing to have to replace for sure, but it's the leaking seals that's got my goat, and no NOS to replace them. So what my understanding here is, even if you know where every comfort station is in a two hour radius it doesn't matter because there are no mechanics available to change those seals once they start weeping....and the tell tale  marks  left behind is just nature's way of telling us about an " O"ring that's wearing out...is there a direct relationship to that and a blown head gasket soon?
  It seems we have to find out about life from older guys on the street like you, even at this age. So I'm counting on you guys to give us the poop  on the poop... does this stuff happen before 60,000 miles or closer to 70,000 ? And do you know if it happens to the fairer of the breed at the same interval?  Just trying to gauge how much sh1t I might have to put up with.
   
   

[70CB750]

People who stand in the bathroom with smartphone in hand - do they actually have an App for the urinal?

And the App name would be iUrine or iPee - short version IP:)

[70CB750]

What a bunch of whining old farts 

Soon you will catch up to us !

Kev

Only 7 years behind you, buddy 

[Stev-o]

People who stand in the bathroom with smartphone in hand - do they actually have an App for the urinal?

And the App name would be iUrine or iPee - short version IP:)

Arent you an Eastern Yer-A-Peeing?

Idiots using cell phones rudely piss me off...

[trueblue]

The drought around here is starting to piss me off, it is that dry my onions gave up and went dormant long before they were due to.  Oh well, I guess a batch of pickled onions is in order

[dave500]

if you run through the dry grass here itll catch fire!

[trueblue]

if you run through the dry grass here itll catch fire!

You have grass? Lucky bastard

[dave500]

not that kind of grass man!

[70CB750]

People who stand in the bathroom with smartphone in hand - do they actually have an App for the urinal?

And the App name would be iUrine or iPee - short version IP:)

Arent you an Eastern Yer-A-Peeing?

Idiots using cell phones rudely piss me off...

Actually Central Yerapeeing.  The difference is similar to Virginia and West Virginia - pretty much the same area but Virginia has a better name or less dumb jokes about her.

[mick7504]

Well after pumping out 90 litres of weed spray today, fcuken Huey decided to let it all hang out and pissed all over the joint 10 minutes after I finished. 

Pissed off is a fcuken understatement.
I just hope that someone lets his fcuken chooks loose. 

[petercb750]

I think Huey has no fkn idea of the pain and inconvenience he causes.....major club ride and lunch today......wet, cold and windy ffs. That pisses me off. It's supposed to be summer.

[jaguar]

HIPSTERS

[faux fiddy]

Holy cow , I've been running this recent conversation through my head all day, I'm not just pissed off but terrified.
  Filters in these bodies (Air and oil) would be an awful thing to have to replace for sure, but it's the leaking seals that's got my goat, and no NOS to replace them. So what my understanding here is, even if you know where every comfort station is in a two hour radius it doesn't matter because there are no mechanics available to change those seals once they start weeping....and the tell tale  marks  left behind is just nature's way of telling us about an " O"ring that's wearing out...is there a direct relationship to that and a blown head gasket soon?
  It seems we have to find out about life from older guys on the street like you, even at this age. So I'm counting on you guys to give us the poop  on the poop... does this stuff happen before 60,000 miles or closer to 70,000 ? And do you know if it happens to the fairer of the breed at the same interval?  Just trying to gauge how much sh1t I might have to put up with.
   
 

I make friends with the college kids around here sometimes and once I had a discussion witth those who are probably now almost thirty.

I said look around you , some day you will be here but not all your friends will be. Not all of them get to be your age. Gram didn't.

[Don R]

I don't know much about this and I need help, should I do this? / No, bad idea don't do it. X4 / suck it haters I'm doing it anyway. / OK good luck. / Heck I tried it and it didn't work at all, what went wrong?
 would you look at this truck I'm buying? / I'd rather not it never goes well. / Please? / OK / Just so you know the transmissions in these usually need rebuilt at about 150,000 miles, / I don't understand why the transmission needs fixed, I had two mechanics look at it before I bought it.