Well, I've been to Clare in Sth Oz for my nephews wedding and back home in Darwin now.
It's a bloody nice place there.
The wedding was outside near the Golf Course and the reception was held at the Clare Golf Club.
It was a good night.
Apparently, we broke the record for the amount of alcohol that has ever been consumed in one evening according to the manager
and I did tell him that we didn't go there to get a bloody haircut.
So, by midnight, we got our marching orders because the fridges were empty.
We stayed at the Clare Country Club which is only a stones throw away from the Golf Club, so we headed back over there to have a night cap before hitting the fart sack.
I guess that it must have been around about 2:00am and I cruised over to our room from my brothers place to get the bed ready for my daughter.
Being fully suited still with a pair of flash boots on, off I went.
As I stepped over the kerbing, I caught the tip of my flash boots on the kerbing and went arse up and smashed my head into the concrete footpath.
FCUK
Next thing, there's claret pouring out of my head and I didn't know what the fcuk was going on for about 10 seconds.
So, up I got and held this gash in my head with blood filling up the sleeve in my suit coat.
FCUK.
Well, I had to make a move outa there and get some help because I was fcuked by then.
Anyway, long story short, my sister went and woke Mum up who's 76 and used to be a nurse.
I told her that I was happy just to have a couple of band aids and a drink of cold piss and she said - Head Injury - Hospital.
You don't argue with Mums as you'd know.
So, off to Clare hospital at about 3:00am to get some surgery.
The ol' Doc shoved 8 stitches in my head after a shot of anaesthetic and adrenalin.
Then he gave me a couple of Panadine Forte and a script for some antibiotics and some other pain killers.
His advise was not to consume any alcohol while taking these prescribed drugs or else I might end up on life support.
I told him that I was always of the belief that alcohol was life support but he didn't take too kindly to that.
Anyway, Pics or it didn't happen.
WARNINGIf ya don't like blood 'n guts, don't continue.
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BEFORE THE DRUGS
AFTER THE DRUGS