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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #8750 on: September 22, 2015, 02:18:13 AM »
Whinging (korekted)Harley riders piss me off. ::)
Sounds like you'll able to ride down and share a latte with the boys in no time ;D
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« Reply #8751 on: September 22, 2015, 02:21:14 AM »
Harley riders who can't spell "Whinging" are an embarrassment to us well educated "Bro's"......... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8752 on: September 22, 2015, 02:23:24 AM »
Hey Brian, have you got a mild cam for a CB750? Cliff wants one for his latest project, and I've had to hide your 125/75 between my fluffy pillows so he can't find it.......... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8753 on: September 22, 2015, 02:31:14 AM »
I've got cams coming out off my ass. I just don't know what grind they are.
I'm heading out to the shed tomorrow.
I'll see what I can scrounge up.

If he wants something mild he doesn't want that mega cam, their viscous.
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« Reply #8754 on: September 22, 2015, 02:34:11 AM »
Thanks mate, us bro's have to stick together...... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8755 on: September 22, 2015, 02:49:35 AM »
YO BRO ::)
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« Reply #8756 on: September 22, 2015, 02:51:25 AM »
Bro's before Ho's! :D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8757 on: September 22, 2015, 03:53:25 AM »
All this bro talk is pissing me off...get a room you two.  ;D
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« Reply #8758 on: September 22, 2015, 04:03:04 AM »
Hey, you're a "Bro" too Pete, don't feel left out mate! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8759 on: September 22, 2015, 04:56:12 AM »
Yo.
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« Reply #8760 on: September 22, 2015, 05:35:57 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8761 on: September 22, 2015, 06:30:44 AM »
Cal Exactly.
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« Reply #8762 on: September 22, 2015, 02:11:50 PM »
Bro-thel ? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8763 on: September 22, 2015, 07:08:03 PM »
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Fool me once..shame on you. Fool me twice..I'm kickin' your a$$......

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« Reply #8764 on: September 22, 2015, 11:34:16 PM »
Whorehouse Fred ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8765 on: September 23, 2015, 01:06:07 AM »
People who feel sorry for themselves piss me off. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8766 on: September 23, 2015, 01:12:57 AM »
You have a story to share Tez?
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« Reply #8767 on: September 23, 2015, 01:19:58 AM »
Ha ha, the Sheila (pubic servant) in the next cubicle was whining about her ex again today, I felt like explaining why he was her ex, but that would have just pissed her and her audience at scraggy old harpies off, so I held my tongue..... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8768 on: September 23, 2015, 01:40:14 AM »
Of course it wouldn't be her fault he left her..no, of course not. He was obviously smarter than she gave him credit for.
Public servants whinging instead of earning the money we pay them with piss me off.
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« Reply #8769 on: September 23, 2015, 02:07:28 AM »
Ha ha, the government is unloading more and more pubic servants Pete, once upon a time there were more pubic servants in defence than servicemen, but every few months another floor is emptied, yet there doesn't appear to be a great difference in their output? I often wonder what they do.......... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8770 on: September 23, 2015, 02:27:01 AM »
Well, after 2 days of fierce interrogation, we've survived another audit and have come through it relatively unscathed for the first time.

There are 3 levels that they kick you in the arse for depending on the severity.
1. Non Conformance
2. Discrepancy
3. Observation
It's sort of a bit like getting in trouble with the law which would be a bit like
1. Driving under the influence
2. Punching a coppers dog on the nose (Ask Terry 'bout that)
3. A parking fine

So, for the very first time, we didn't get written up for any non conformance.
At the end of the day, it really is a whole lot of horse sh1t and it's a pain in the dick having to go through all of this but, to maintain and exceed a certain level of accreditation, you've gotta eat the horse sh1t and keep smiling about it.

What pisses me off is that from an outsiders view point, the whole fcuking set up is full of irregularities if you wanted to get pedantic about it all.

So the best thing to do is to shut the fcuk up, smile nicely and have a chew on some horse sh1t.
That does piss me off.  ;D

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I'd be worried about me.

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« Reply #8771 on: September 23, 2015, 02:36:40 AM »
We'll done Mick, after the cops let me go I picked up my K1 from Tom's place and rode it home under the influence, but I digress. The whole work health and safety industry is a huge rort, like they used to say, if you're too dumb to get a job become a teacher, nowadays, if you've got no fcuking sense, become a WHS inspector. That's what they do with second hand public servants....... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8772 on: September 23, 2015, 03:13:24 AM »
Thanks mate.
It's been a long rocky fcuking road to get to the stage of not getting written up for non conformance.
Implementing all of this is a head fcuk especially when the boys are "burnin' rubber" to get the job done.

The fcuking auditors had previously nailed us because empty beer cans had been chucked in the oily rag bin and petty sh1t like that.
That's just a piss in the ocean but it's a non conformance.

Anyway, at the debrief meeting this arvo, this fcuking auditor started on about the rules and regulations (yawn) and I said that there's gunna be about a cubic metre of paperwork if what you're saying is required.
And I had to ask if we were having a fcuking legislative audit or what.

Suddenly, there was silence in the room and I took the opportunity to silently say Get Fcuked.  ;D
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« Reply #8773 on: September 23, 2015, 03:22:59 AM »
Yeah mate, if all else fails, "Get Fcuked" works for me, and gives me inner comfort. Sadly, during a debrief the auditors don't want to know what you think, they want you to be dazzled by their brilliance, so as you discovered, you've just got to grin and bear it............... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8774 on: September 23, 2015, 04:28:52 AM »
The good thing about "Get Fcuked" is that it only means one thing and cannot be misconstrued.
Anyone that tries to misconstrue "Get Fcuked" can go and get fcuked.  ;D
If I was you
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