Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[BeSeeingYou]

This would piss me off....if I was under 50....but I am not so to all you youngsters out there....

A study, completed by researchers in Italy, found that the size of male genitalia has decreased over the past fifty years.  "The study's leaders claim to have bonafide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago.

[mick7504]

It sounds like she doesnt live by the "better to be pissed off, than pissed on" philosophy haha. women are quite strange sometimes arent they? someday i wish to fully understand how they work, but likely never will.

That's easy mate.
Yes means no and no means yes.
It still pisses me off. 

[BeSeeingYou]

Terry, I'm pissed off that I've booked accomm for the Classic next Jan and I have to wait until then to see you again.

That sounds a bit too affectionate to two badass motorcycle dudes.  It pisses me off that you didn't say, "can't wait to get drunk and kick your ass when I see you next time."

Yeah, it was a bit gay, but Pete is a "manly man", so that's not an issue, plus I want a ride on his CB1100R.........

Glad you cleared that up....we can all rest easy now knowing that motorcycles will be the only thing getting ridden when you two get together.

[dave500]

Yeah mate, due to our useless, incompetent government of the last 5 years, we've had a massive influx of illegal immigrants who fly into Indonesia from Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan etc, then get on a leaky old fishing boat and sail to Christmas Island, where they are detained and processed for "refugee status", to be allowed into Oz.

There are currently thousands of these people sitting on Christmas Island, and over 1000 have drowned when their leaky boats sank before they were detected, usually still within Indonesian waters. (the Indon's don't give a crap about them, and are making a fortune selling their leaky old boats to the people smugglers)

Of course as soon as they arrive in Oz they breed prolifically, never get a job, and rely on the Australian tax payer to maintain them and their huge families, while they supplement their income by committing crimes and violently protest if anyone even mentions their hero, Muhammad.

The previous government was much smarter, they issued them temporary protection visas and shipped them off to Nauru, from where the majority got pissed off, and just went home. This government finally succumbed to accepting that their predecessors got it right, and have fired up the long-neglected detention centres on Nauru and Manus Island, off New Guinea.

The company I work for has been given the contract to provide the "Garrison Support" functions for Nauru, and I'll be working there as their Senior Logistics Manager. I don't know if I should be pissed off or not, the company has paid for my shiney new passport, and apparently my salary will be doubled while I'm there.

I'll initially be living in a tent, but that's no biggie after 35 years in the military, and of course the company will be feeding and clothing me and providing free medical treatment etc. The only vehicles we have there at the moment are 110cc Honda "Postie Bikes", so I better take my helmet............

There's a canteen, I'll have internet access, and I think it's a "3 weeks on, 3 weeks off" deal, so I should have plenty of time to work on my bikes and ride them, in between my trips back to Nauru. What will piss me off though is the heat, the bugs, and the boredom, but once again, after 35 years in the military, I'm kind of used to living in schidt conditions, and that pisses me off!      

terrys in charge of keeping them out.

[petercb750]

Terry, I'm pissed off that I've booked accomm for the Classic next Jan and I have to wait until then to see you again.

That sounds a bit too affectionate to two badass motorcycle dudes.  It pisses me off that you didn't say, "can't wait to get drunk and kick your ass when I see you next time."

Yeah, it was a bit gay, but Pete is a "manly man", so that's not an issue, plus I want a ride on his CB1100R.........

Glad you cleared that up....we can all rest easy now knowing that motorcycles will be the only thing getting ridden when you two get together.

   When I had posted that I did think it sounded just a bit wrong, and I would have been pissed off if somebody hadn't chimed in about it, so thanks for that 

Terry, it's very possible that I'll have the 1100R there.....

[Spanner 1]

It pisses me off when idiots throw away their perfectly working regulators and rectifiers for the 'solid state' aftermarket 'upgrade'... what a load of bollocks . The stock R/R is unbeatable when mated to our lead-acid low tech batteries. The best upgrade ya can do for your electrical is the much  mentioned cleaning of any/all connections on the loom and ensuring the main ground is 'solid' with the frame connection 'shone' with a flat file. If ya never done this then your not a worthy SOHC mechanic

Just pulling this back to, well, our bikes... or whatever 

[faux fiddy]

Terry, I'm pissed off that I've booked accomm for the Classic next Jan and I have to wait until then to see you again. Unless of course you'll be at motogp.

G'Day Pete, sadly I'll be in Nauru mate (hopefully on the right side of the wire........) so if they've got TV in Nauru, I might be able to watch it on the box. Geez, I bet that'll piss me off!

Isn't Nauru little more than bird sh!t island?  Mined for phosphate (bird sh!t) and after they exhausted that and ruined the island many moved to Hawaii with the money.

Yeah. Bird sh8 is the sh8 if you want togho to war or just blow sh8 up.   Dupont corporation began it's operations in the Eastern US cleaning up guano caves, I guess that was mostly bat sh8.  Worked just as well for throwing lead at the redcoats.

[veloracermike]

Wait isn't Christmas Island were they send all the misfit toys?

[Roach Carver]

Red Dog. Its an australian movie. I cant understand a word they are sayin'. There is a cb750k in it though. Terry would like it. I think its a 78.

[BeSeeingYou]

It pisses me off when idiots throw away their perfectly working regulators and rectifiers for the 'solid state' aftermarket 'upgrade'... what a load of bollocks . The stock R/R is unbeatable when mated to our lead-acid low tech batteries. The best upgrade ya can do for your electrical is the much  mentioned cleaning of any/all connections on the loom and ensuring the main ground is 'solid' with the frame connection 'shone' with a flat file. If ya never done this then your not a worthy SOHC mechanic

Just pulling this back to, well, our bikes... or whatever 

+1 on the regulator.   I have mine fine tuned to the type of riding I do....never have had a dead or low battery in 4 years of ownership.  Still have the points too....electronic ignition pisses me off.

[Terry in Australia]

Red Dog. Its an australian movie. I cant understand a word they are sayin'. There is a cb750k in it though. Terry would like it. I think its a 78.

It's a great movie mate, the dog reminded me of my old pooch who died about the same time as Brian (Bear) loaned me the DVD. Another small budget Aussie movie that made a lot of money, geez that pisses me off!

[petercb750]

Red Dog. Its an australian movie. I cant understand a word they are sayin'. There is a cb750k in it though. Terry would like it. I think its a 78.

It's a great movie mate, the dog reminded me of my old pooch who died about the same time as Brian (Bear) loaned me the DVD. Another small budget Aussie movie that made a lot of money, geez that pisses me off!

What pissed me off about that film was why at the end was the dog sitting at his master's grave AFTER travelling around the country for years looking for him, when if he knew where he was buried, just across the road from where he lived, he could have gone and sat there right from the start. That pissed me off.......but made a good story.

And yes, I cried  That pissed me off too.

[Terry in Australia]

I didn't cry Pete, I just got really bad hay fever which made my eyes water. Geez Hay Fever pisses me off when it attacks for no reason at the end of a movie like that!

[lostmykeys]

 I'm pissed off at the fact that I started this thread but cant get into what really pisses me off.
 It's sad that I cant say more without pissing someone else off.

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

I deleted about 45 short vids that I have been making over the past 2 months. I met with my buddy tonight who was going to edit and create a well put together video for me...gone.  I am just in a haze. Not pissed yet. Just astonished at my stupidity and how all of that work is ..gone. *poof*

attn next Steve Jobs- Create a digital "ghost" of media.  No more oops, gone forever.

p.s. Steve Jobs - suck it

[faux fiddy]

Walking a bicycle home.

[kslrr]

Harley vs Metric threads piss me off.

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

Bike is a bike.

[Damfino]

Is a bike...

[Stev-o]

That's a bike?

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

That is the kind of bike I like.
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[Killer Canary]

Walking a bicycle home.

So are you just going to leave the staple alone?

[Stev-o]

Wats with the gif's?

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

Hey Steve O
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[Stev-o]

That does not piss me off!