Mr Fitness Rider, unable to make his daily commute to the gym after a bad round of luck on his continuing bike restoration, quickly found a solution at the nationally advertised doctor's for home, and had his gym fitness ball surgically implanted.
The active do it yourself gent had another round of bad luck though. During his first morning fitness ball routine he bounced too close to his kitchen chair and several of it's legs entered the recently recovered surgical area.
Doctors for home have denied culpability while the fitness balls company is proclaiming their still perfectly inflated ball is a true success.