I am pissed off that they keep talking about these weird Aussie cars.......I mean come on, the steering wheel is even on the wrong side. Bonnets, boots,....what else do they have, hooped skirts? 
It pisses me off that Americans are so introspective, and have no knowledge or understanding, of what is going on in the real world. Anywhere else outside the "Divided States of Embarrassment", a "Hood" is either a form of head dress, and a "Trunk" is an appendage that hangs off an Elephants' face.
Once again, this all goes back to America's desire to change proper English words to "Americanese" due to their hatred of the British, who originally settled America as a penal colony and were the benevolent rulers thereof, until the traiterous swine turned on their British masters and with the help of about a million Frenchmen (who are never recognised in the Walt Disney version of American history that all Americans subscribe to) made it obvious to the British that America was beyond hope.
Luckily, Captain James Cook discovered Australia in 1770, and so America was of no further interest to Britain, and was allowed to stagnate into the third world toilet that it has finally become. No offence intended of course, and I hope I haven't pissed anyone off.
