The dog behind Holly's house pisses me off. It started barking at 6:00 and did not quit for five seconds for the next five hours. Literally. I figured it would get tired of barking sooner than it did. It took a hose and a couple minute soaking before it shut up.
I've lived in this house for the past 11 years, and both my neighbours on one side have had little yappy dogs that bark 24/7. One neighbour sold his house and we had peace and quiet for maybe a month before the new owners moved in with their little yappy POS dog.
In February last year we had a flood, and somehow the dog disappeared. Yay! Of course the neighbours assumed I'd killed it, because I was always yelling at the little fcuker to shut the fcuk up or I'd rip it's head off and #$%* down it's neck, so they stopped talking to me, but apart from the silence, that was about it.
A couple of months ago the dog turned up, alive, at an animal shelter on the other side of the city, and as much as I was happy that they no longer thought I was a dog murderer, the little prick is back home, and still as vocal as ever. Man, that pisses me off!