Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[petercb750]

Bulmers cider on tap at my local Returned Services League (RSL) pisses me off. It was pretty hot today, so I stopped off at the RSL for a quick one on my way to an interesting ride up to Kinglake. The bastards sell it by the pint, and at $7.20, it's bloody cheap.

I woofed the first one down while I lost a small fortune on a poker machine, (all poker machines piss me off, but that's another story) and the painted harlot behind the bar cunningly offered me a bowl of chips. Fcuk they were hot, I burnt me fcuking tongue on the first one, so without asking for my permission, she quickly shoved another fcuking pint of this icy cold refreshing medicinal brew into my unwilling mitt, and without thinking of the consequences, I fcuking skulled that bugger too!

I'm starting to feel pretty bloody good by now, so I order another one, and wander off to take a piss. Whilst standing at the urinal (geez the water's cold in the bottom of those things!) I strike up a conversation with a regular that I vaguely know, and he reminds me that by now my blood alcohol level is around .08. Fcuk! The legal limit is .05, I'm already over the limit, I've got another one sitting on the bar waiting for me, and I'm supposed to be going for a ride!

Bugger it, I sat in front of that thieving poker machine for the rest of the afternoon feeling sorry for myself while quietly sipping my cider and batting off the advances of those old blue haired slot jockeys who were trying to take me home to play "hide the sausage in the dragon". It's hot, I'm half pissed, and there's not enough cider in the world for that sort of business ladies! Oh, but you've got some icy cold Bulmers at your place? And your cars just outside? And you'll drive me home afterwards? GET THEE BEHIND ME, WRINKLY BLUE HAIRED SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!!   

What a fcuking day!

you crack me up mate. I'll be PISSED OFF if you stop posting your stories!!

[Terry in Australia]

And the main thing to remember Pete, is that my stories are all true............

[petercb750]

And the main thing to remember Pete, is that my stories are all true............

I think that's what makes them so entertaining.....keep 'em coming.

I'm so PISSED OFF today dealing with old farts wanting their cars serviced - why are they so fkn demanding and RUDE - I can't believe how fkn rude they are, despite being greeted with a smile and respect and undivided attention, they just grunt and whinge and have forgotten how to smile...it PISSES me off!
If I ever get like that I want to be shot.
Ah, that feels better.

[LoVel]

I wish OBD2 codes were more precise.

Pisses me off that I still haven't found the place to plug in the OBD2 reader on my CB.

[Damfino]

I wish OBD2 codes were more precise.

Pisses me off that I still haven't found the place to plug in the OBD2 reader on my CB.

Drop your drawers, bend over with your head between your knees, and look up. You shall find the plug-in you seek...pisses me off you haven't figured that out yet! 

[Retro Rocket]

I wish OBD2 codes were more precise.

Pisses me off that I still haven't found the place to plug in the OBD2 reader on my CB.

Drop your drawers, bend over with your head between your knees, and look up. You shall find the plug-in you seek...pisses me off you haven't figured that out yet! 

Found it..!!

[mick7504]

And the main thing to remember Pete, is that my stories are all true............

I think that's what makes them so entertaining.....keep 'em coming.

I'm so PISSED OFF today dealing with old farts wanting their cars serviced - why are they so fkn demanding and RUDE - I can't believe how fkn rude they are, despite being greeted with a smile and respect and undivided attention, they just grunt and whinge and have forgotten how to smile...it PISSES me off!
If I ever get like that I want to be shot.
Ah, that feels better.

I know where your coming from Pete.
Put up with that sh*t for over 25 years.
You'd bust your arse and bend overbackwards to please 'em and all you got back was a fcuking whinge and a non comical GRUNT.

When they heard that I was packing my bags and bolting, all I heard was "Oh what will we do now, Oh who's going to help us now"
Well, all I had to say to some of 'em was that it is quite simple - Go Fcuk Yourselves - That pissed 'em off 

[LoVel]

Pisses me off that Damfino knew where my plug in was and I didn't. 

[72 yellow]

I am going to be pissed off when this thread ends.  You have no idea how many new ways to get pissed off I have learned.  I get pissed off just thinking about. 

[Damfino]

I am going to be pissed off when this thread ends.  You have no idea how many new ways to get pissed off I have learned.  I get pissed off just thinking about. 

Pisses me off that you think this thread has to end! Those damn Aussies have enough material to keep it going well into the next millenium!!   

[Stev-o]

I am going to be pissed off when this thread ends.  You have no idea how many new ways to get pissed off I have learned.  I get pissed off just thinking about. 

Pisses me off that you think this thread has to end! Those damn Aussies have enough material to keep it going well into the next millenium!!   

It pisses me off that I don't get pissed off as much as the Aussies get pissed off!

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

People that need to be entertained piss me off.

[beach bum]

Some jerk pulls into home depot loading area,  parks in the limited space,  and decides to start his shopping not load and go.  Your stuck pushing the cart in the rain to your truck because he is an #$%*.

[dave500]

leave cart tied to pricks truck with heavy fishing line,,jerk gets pissed off and cant vent on this forum.

[Terry in Australia]

Chevron pisses me off:

"THE local head of US energy giant Chevron has warned that $100 billion worth of resources projects are "hanging in the balance" due to soaring costs and declining confidence in the federal government's policy settings.

Speaking at the In the Zone conference in Perth, Chevron Australia managing director Roy Krzywosinski cited a study that found projects in Australia were 40 per cent more expensive than the US and the local workforce was 60 per cent less productive than its American counterpart."

Yeah, that'll be because we pay our people more money than you do in the US, we have mandatory superannuation (where the employer has no choice but to pay 9% of your salary into a fund of the recipients (not the employers) choice, we have much stricter Occupational Health and Safety regulations, and we don't treat out employees like crap.

If you don't like looking after your employees and paying them what they're worth Roy, then fcuk off back to the US, you cheap arse, penny pinching crunt, didn't Abraham Lincoln free the slaves??!! 

[Terry in Australia]

Ebay sellers who don't mention that the nice original paint tank they're selling has got a pretty obvious fcuking dent in it piss me off!

I did the "Buy it now" because the tank looked great, there was no mention of a dent in the description, there were no obvious dents in the pics, the box was well packed and undamaged, and yet there's a very fcuking obvious dent in a very noticeable location! Fcukers!

Here's a link to the EBay auction, and below that, a couple of pics I took when I opened the box. I did question the shipping cost I had to pay, do you think those poofters dropped it on purpose before they packed it? Not happy Jan, not fcuking happy at all! 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/230867874265?ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1439.l2649

[petercb750]

Your pissed offness is understandable Terry. Sucks.

[Stev-o]

Aussie workers are 60% less productive than American? That would hurt if you're an Aussie and enough to piss you off!

[LoVel]

the local workforce was 60 per cent less productive than its American counterpart.

Pisses me off that Australians are such slackers but get paid more.

[seanbarney41]

Pisses me off that I am American, work harder, and get paid less...in fact, what I get paid(not much!) pisses me off whether Australians get paid more and work less or not!

[Terry in Australia]

I've been thinking a lot about this, and I've decided that I'm gonna start my own business here in Oz, and import an all American crew of workers who'll be happy to work 60% harder than Aussies for 40% less pay. Any takers guys?

The weather's nice right now, it's not snowing and you won't slip on your arse on the ice, and while you might struggle to make ends meet on what Roy says I should pay you, at least you're gonna make me filthy stinking rich like Roy, so I can't be pissed off about that?

[seanbarney41]

You piss me off Terry! ...Oh, wait...minus the importation, this is basically what my boss has been doing the last several years. .  ...Send my plane ticket and work visa to...

[ealanm]

Not sure how it works in the U.S., but death threats are a serious offense under the Criminal Code of Canada.  Up to ten years, I think.  If you have to go to court, you ought to at least be able to turn the tables a little.

[faux fiddy]

I HATE sellers on ebay who put (Fits CB) on EVERYthing they sell. And then post 40-elevn ads for a remote reservoir in each color they sell.
 I don't want to sift through page after page of new posts to get to parts for the particular model I'm searching for.

 Hell, I've seen people put (fits: CB) on parts for other makes and models!

Yeah, fork seals for one have a measureable size that should be in the title line.  CB /CL and years perhaps mean nothing as htere were so many productiuon lines and runs, but at least let us know that it's you ordered and they  shipped a 35x 48x 11 before we have the sh8 apart to find that the needed seal 35x46x11.

[dustyc]

M***********s that call working on a bike a "build".  Why's working on a bike need some kind of pretentious pussified name?  So I f**k American Choppers or whoever coined that term a couple years ago.  Kiss my ass for making the world a little douchier.