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Offline OldSchool_IsCool

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Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #1300 on: December 10, 2012, 11:15:06 am »
Two can play that game LoVel, go get a pap smear.  That'll piss her off!
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #1301 on: December 10, 2012, 11:36:18 am »
how about a pregnancy test?no,,go all the way,,get yourself an abortion!
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« Reply #1302 on: December 10, 2012, 05:10:39 pm »
Or a mam o gram.  That oughta piss her off
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« Reply #1303 on: December 10, 2012, 08:04:00 pm »

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #1304 on: December 10, 2012, 08:05:20 pm »
Now that would piss me off
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« Reply #1305 on: December 10, 2012, 10:39:05 pm »
Quote from: dave500 on December 10, 2012, 11:36:18 am
get yourself an abortion!

He's already got a 500/4 Dave! ;D
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« Reply #1306 on: December 11, 2012, 12:12:18 am »
quick,,kill it before it multiplies,thatll piss someone off.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #1307 on: December 11, 2012, 07:00:54 am »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on December 10, 2012, 10:39:05 pm
Quote from: dave500 on December 10, 2012, 11:36:18 am
get yourself an abortion!

He's already got a 500/4 Dave! ;D

Now Terry is pissing me off.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #1308 on: December 11, 2012, 09:16:32 am »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on December 10, 2012, 02:40:51 am
Quote from: Trav-i on December 09, 2012, 11:36:35 am
I've had a problem with a local doctors office trying to charge me for something that my employer is supposed to pay for.  As a matter of fact I know my employer has sent all the proper paper work over at least twice.  Now I have a collection agency after me for that bill.  These people have seriously pissed me off!!

Drug Test? ;D

Haha!  Nope not the drug tests, had to have xrays done as part of the hiring process.  My employer was paying for those not me, but that place seems to think I'm supposed to.  Idiots!

I'm also pissed at the Australian's.  You guys were holding out on the rest of the world, I just recently found Gin Wigmore.  Love her music, it's all I've been listening to lately. Y'all really need to learn how to share. ;)
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« Reply #1309 on: December 11, 2012, 12:23:37 pm »
you can have her,shes from bloody new zealand,,how come you lot always confuse australians and kiwis?now im getting pissed off.
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« Reply #1310 on: December 11, 2012, 04:31:52 pm »
Wig more Gin, is that a drink??!
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« Reply #1311 on: December 11, 2012, 04:45:49 pm »
Quote from: dave500 on December 11, 2012, 12:23:37 pm
you lot



Who you callin 'you lot' sucka?! That pisses me off!  >:(
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 pm
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #1312 on: December 11, 2012, 05:47:43 pm »
Quote from: dave500 on December 11, 2012, 12:23:37 pm
..how come you lot always confuse australians and kiwis?..

better question: why are Australians and Kiwis so easily confused?

something in the water, maybe?

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« Reply #1313 on: December 11, 2012, 06:05:30 pm »
Quote from: mark on December 11, 2012, 05:47:43 pm
Quote from: dave500 on December 11, 2012, 12:23:37 pm
..how come you lot always confuse australians and kiwis?..

better question: why are Australians and Kiwis so easily confused?

something in the water, maybe?

You really are confused if you think we are confused.... ;D
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« Reply #1314 on: December 11, 2012, 08:06:10 pm »
Quote from: Damfino on December 11, 2012, 04:45:49 pm
Quote from: dave500 on December 11, 2012, 12:23:37 pm
you lot



Who you callin 'you lot' sucka?! That pisses me off!  >:(

you lot that arent either australians or kiwis,the whole other bloody lot of you,and thats a lot.
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« Reply #1315 on: December 11, 2012, 08:15:43 pm »
Pisses me off when I have to translate  ::)

you lot => Australian for "y'all"

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« Reply #1316 on: December 11, 2012, 08:21:44 pm »
I have to get up at 5am...and I am sitting here at 11:30pm watching "Amish Mafia". wtf......actually a pretty good show.
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« Reply #1317 on: December 11, 2012, 09:15:28 pm »
Quote from: The Honorable Mr. FrankenFrankenstuff on December 11, 2012, 08:21:44 pm
I have to get up at 5am...and I am sitting here at 11:30pm watching "Amish Mafia". wtf......actually a pretty good show.

Do they use a get away horse and cart.... ;D  I bet that pisses them off.... :o
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #1318 on: December 11, 2012, 09:26:10 pm »
We had a bit of a tremor shake yesterday morning at about 2:30am.
They were reporting magnitude 6.8 to 7.2.
All we heard on the morning news was ''Earthquake hits Darwin"
Go and get the morning news paper "Earthquake hits Darwin"
Get to work and the only topic is "Earthquake hits Darwin"

Geez, my bloody dog can drop a magnitude 8 fart and nobody cares.  ;D
That pisses me off.  ;D

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« Reply #1319 on: December 11, 2012, 10:49:37 pm »
HA!you got one of them dogs to?thats nothing,my dogs farts you can see,like a grey evil cloud that will seek you out,it pisses my dog off, even he has to move away.
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« Reply #1320 on: December 11, 2012, 11:52:11 pm »
There's nothing better than a good dog fart Dave.
Especially when the beers are getting low & you want the crowd to disperse.
That pisses 'em off. ;D
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« Reply #1321 on: December 12, 2012, 01:16:04 am »
All that "Dog Fart" talk is reminding me how much I miss "Sally the Wonder Dog", my 17 year old Kelpie who could make a slaughterman vomit at 100 paces with her farts.

Sadly she died a few months back, possibly due to a wind change, mid-fart. Back then, the stench of internal doggie decay mixed with recycled Meaty Bites, dead birds and chewed up tennis balls would piss me off, but now I almost miss it................  :'(
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« Reply #1322 on: December 12, 2012, 07:49:43 am »
I was watching It's a Wonderful Life last night(for the umpteenth time) and when they got to the really happy part where everyone was so poop eating happy and Clarence got his wings it almost brought a tear to my eye.

That pissed me off.
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« Reply #1323 on: December 12, 2012, 09:33:48 am »
Ebay sellers who screw you over and then get upset with you when you leave them negative feedback piss me off. I did the "buy it now" and paid for a set of Goodridge braided brake hoses on November the 15th from an Ebay seller in Britain, and they finally arrived yesterday. When I checked the Tracking details, they hadn't been sent until 18 days after I paid for them, on December the 3rd.

I left a negative, and immediately he sent me a PM saying that he'd emailed me on the 16th to say that he had to get special hoses made up to pass Australian regulations, blah blah blah, and he hadn't charged me extra for this wonderful service, and he'd sent out the "special" hoses as soon as they'd been especially made for me, so would I please remove the unfair and unwarranted negative feedback please?

Hmmnnnn, I then wasted the next few minutes going thru both my EBay PM's, personal email, and even checked the hoses for any "special tags" as he indicated in his Ebay PM, only to discover there was no evidence that he'd attempted to contact me, and nothing special about the hoses, they were just as described in his auction, so I told him so.

He then PM'd me again apologetically, offering me $20.00 to change my feedback? $20.00? Is that what integrity goes for nowadays? Man that pisses me off! (and no, I didn't take the 20 bucks......................) ;D     
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #1324 on: December 12, 2012, 09:51:34 am »
what a hoser.
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